Funny Signs
Funny Wood Signs
We have TONS of funny signs for home or business!
If you want to add a touch of humor and personality to your home décor, our funny wood signs are perfect for you. We make these signs to last, crafting them from high-quality knotty pine wood.
Funny friend signs...check. Funny drinking signs...got 'em. Funny parenting signs...yep. Funny marriage signs...you bet. Funny pet signs…roger. Sarcastic signs, witty signs, punny signs, snarky signs, and signs that just make you laugh...they're all here! With over 40 colors to choose from, your humorous wooden sign from Sawdust City will look great anywhere, and they’re made to last! Entertain family, friends, customers, and passersby in one fell swoop!
Whether you enjoy witty jokes, sarcastic remarks, or puns that make you laugh, our collection has something for everyone. Transform your living space into a place that brings joy and laughter with the funny wood signs collection at Sawdust City.
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The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest
$24.99Full Text: The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9028$24.99 -
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor...
$24.99Full Text: Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up!" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5400$24.99 -
Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency...
$24.99Full Text: Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency on My Part Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5312$24.99 -
They call me Mimi because I'm too cool to be Grandma!
$24.99Full Text: They call me Mimi because I'm too cool to be Grandma! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5363$24.99 -
If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle...
$24.99Full Text: If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. That way, my friends will know I'm missing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...s9414$24.99 -
If you haven't grown up by age 50 you don't have to
$24.99Full Text: If you haven't grown up by age 50 you don't have to Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5401$24.99 -
I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg!
$24.99Full Text: I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5288$24.99 -
A Dad's Dream: To have enough money to live the kind of life...
$24.99Full Text: A Dad's Dream: To have enough money to live the kind of life his wife and kids do. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5408$24.99 -
I'm Not Bossy I Just Know What You Should Be Doing
$24.99Full Text: I'm Not Bossy I Just Know What You Should Be Doing Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt659$24.99 -
When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear
$24.99Full Text: When you stop believing in Santa you get underwear Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5336$24.99 -
Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm...
$24.99Full Text: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9531$24.99 -
Weekend Forecast - Alcohol - Low Standards - Poor Decisions
$24.99Full Text: Weekend Forecast - Alcohol - Low Standards - Poor Decisions Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9301$24.99 -
Back Off! I have a sister and I'm not afraid to use her!
$24.99Full Text: Back Off! I have a sister and I'm not afraid to use her! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5518$24.99 -
Really!?
$24.99Full Text: Really!? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9142$24.99 -
Grandparents - So Easy To Operate Even A Child Can Do It
$24.99Full Text: Grandparents So Easy To Operate Even A Child Can Do It Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt788$24.99 -
Mirror mirror on the wall...what the hell happened?
$24.99Full Text: Mirror mirror on the wall...what the hell happened? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5492$24.99 -
Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.
$24.99Full Text: Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5467$24.99 -
I Love Cooking With Wine...Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food!
$24.99Full Text: I Love Cooking With Wine...Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5313$24.99 -
A true friend is one who makes you laugh so hard you pee a little
$24.99Full Text: A true friend is one who makes you laugh so hard you pee a little Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5290$24.99 -
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a great friend will...
$24.99Full Text: A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a great friend will be sitting next to you saying damn that was fun! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5282$24.99 -
Excuse me...your birdfeeder is empty
$24.99Full Text: Excuse me...your birdfeeder is empty. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5588$24.99 -
They call me Papa because I'm too cool to be Grandpa!
$24.99Full Text: They call me Papa because I'm too cool to be Grandpa! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5364$24.99 -
They call me Nana because I'm too cool to be Grandma!
$24.99Full Text: They call me Nana because I'm too cool to be Grandma! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5357$24.99 -
Let's eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma. Commas save lives.
$24.99Full Text: Let's eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma. Commas save lives. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9522$24.99 -
Seriously!?
$24.99Full Text: Seriously!? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9144$24.99 -
Bad decisions make good stories
$24.99Full Text: Bad decisions make good stories Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9107$24.99 -
The Best Thing About Grandma's House...Is Grandpa!
$24.99Full Text: The Best Thing About Grandma's House...Is Grandpa! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5219$24.99 -
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now...
$24.99Full Text: 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...t5517$24.99 -
I have decided I no longer want to be an adult. So...
$24.99Full Text: I have decided I no longer want to be an adult. So, if anyone needs me, I'll be in my blanket fort...coloring. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5529$24.99 -
I may look calm, but in my mind, I've killed you three times.
$24.99Full Text: I may look calm, but in my mind, I've killed you three times. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9365$24.99 -
Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else We're All Stocked Up Here
$24.99Full Text: Go Sell Crazy Somewhere Else We're All Stocked Up Here Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5212$24.99 -
So, I just found out I'm awesome. You might want to get yourself tested.
$24.99Full Text: So, I just found out I'm awesome. You might want to get yourself tested. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9451$24.99 -
I Don't Want To. I Don't Have To. You Can't Make Me. I'm Retired
$24.99Full Text: I Don't Want To. I Don't Have To. You Can't Make Me. I'm Retired Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt657$24.99 -
I Can Only Please One Person Per Day - Today Is Not Your Day
$24.99Full Text: I Can Only Please One Person Per Day - Today Is Not Your Day - Tomorrow Isn't Looking Too Good Either! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9198$24.99 -
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say...
$24.99Full Text: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5583$24.99 -
If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweetie And Wipe The Seatie
$24.99Full Text: If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweetie And Wipe The Seatie Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt817$24.99 -
Nothing Tastes As Good As Being Thin Feels
$24.99Full Text: Nothing Tastes As Good As Being Thin Feels Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt667$24.99 -
I don't have a bucket list but my f@#k-it list is about a mile long
$24.99Full Text: I don't have a bucket list but my f@#k-it list is about a mile long! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9412$24.99 -
I Am Lost - I've gone to look for myself. If I should return...
$24.99Full Text: I Am Lost: I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5328$24.99 -
They're called "man-hours" because a woman would...
$24.99Full Text: They're called "man-hours" because a woman would finish that shit in 20 minutes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9561$24.99 -
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut
$24.99Full Text: Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5384$24.99 -
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem...
$24.99Full Text: Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, simply surrounded by assholes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...s9342$24.99 -
Caution: Old People at Play
$24.99Full Text: Caution: Old People at Play Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5285$24.99 -
Changing The Toilet Paper Roll Does Not Cause Brain Damage. (3.5x10)
$24.99Full Text: Changing The Toilet Paper Roll Does Not Cause Brain Damage. (3.5x10) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9207$24.99 -
Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the things I can't.
$24.99Full Text: Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the things I can't. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5569$24.99 -
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...
$24.99Full Text: I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...t5501$24.99 -
Let me just drop everything and work on your problem!
$24.99Full Text: Let me just drop everything and work on your problem! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9183$24.99 -
What happens at the Christmas Party stays at the Christmas party
$24.99Full Text: What happens at the Christmas Party stays at the Christmas party Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5546$24.99 -
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
$24.99Full Text: It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9544$24.99 -
I smile because you are my daughter, I laugh because...
$24.99Full Text: I smile because you are my daughter, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5376$24.99 -
A friend is someone who knows all about you, but likes you anyway
$24.99Full Text: A friend is someone who knows all about you, but likes you anyway Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5294$24.99 -
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF!
$24.99Full Text: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9223$24.99 -
Bang Head Here
$24.99Full Text: Bang Head Here Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9091$24.99 -
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
$24.99Full Text: Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5479$24.99 -
Don't Get Your Tinsel In A Tangle
$24.99Full Text: Don't Get Your Tinsel In A Tangle Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5259$24.99 -
I smile because you are my son, I laugh because...
$24.99Full Text: I smile because you are my son, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5383$24.99 -
Livin' the Dream
$24.99Full Text: Livin' the Dream Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5349$24.99 -
I Just Read An Article On The Dangers Of Drinking ...
$24.99Full Text: I Just Read An Article On The Dangers Of Drinking...Scared The Shit Out Of Me. So That's It! After Today, No More Reading! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5311$24.99 -
I Have CDO - It's Like OCD But All The Letters Are In Order...
$24.99Full Text: I Have CDO - It's Like OCD But All The Letters Are In Order Like They Should Be! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5225$24.99 -
What Happens In The Dorm Stays In The Dorm
$24.99Full Text: What Happens In The Dorm Stays In The Dorm Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5179$24.99 -
Private Sign Do Not Read
$24.99Full Text: Private Sign Do Not Read Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9286$24.99 -
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication
$24.99Full Text: You are about to exceed the limits of my medication Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5555$24.99 -
85% of quotes on the internet are made up. - Abraham Lincoln
$24.99Full Text: 85% of quotes on the internet are made up. - Abraham Lincoln Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5385$24.99 -
Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean...
$24.99Full Text: Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I have to ski with you today! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5331$24.99 -
Careful Or You'll End Up In My Novel
$24.99Full Text: Careful Or You'll End Up In My Novel Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5128$24.99 -
I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.
$24.99Full Text: I'm not mean, you're just a sissy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9215$24.99 -
Calories (noun) Tiny creatures that live in your closet and...
$24.99Full Text: Calories (noun) Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5433$24.99 -
Approach Love And Cooking With Reckless Abandon ~The Dalai Lama
$24.99Full Text: Approach Love And Cooking With Reckless Abandon ~The Dalai Lama Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9054$24.99 -
My Sister Has The Best Sister In The World
$24.99Full Text: My Sister Has The Best Sister In The World Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9046$24.99 -
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits...
$24.99Full Text: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for...s9460$24.99 -
What Happens At The Cabin Stays At The Cabin
$24.99Full Text: What Happens At The Cabin Stays At The Cabin Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5204$24.99 -
Never Miss A Good Chance To Shut Up. ~Will Rogers
$24.99Full Text: Never Miss A Good Chance To Shut Up. ~Will Rogers Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9011$24.99 -
Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for...
$24.99Full Text: Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5854$24.99 -
If my dog doesn't like you, I don't like you.
$24.99Full Text: If my dog doesn't like you, I don't like you. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9438$24.99 -
I decided to go for a jog today...as I set off I heard clapping...
$24.99Full Text: I decided to go for a jog today...as I set off I heard clapping behind me. Then I realized it was my ass cheering me on. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5414$24.99 -
Always Be Yourself! (unless you suck)
$24.99Full Text: Always Be Yourself! (unless you suck) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5405$24.99 -
Bacon is just another word for meat candy
$24.99Full Text: Bacon is just another word for meat candy Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5372$24.99 -
Just sayin'. . .
$24.99Full Text: Just sayin'. . . Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9281$24.99 -
To save time, let's just assume I'm never wrong.
$24.99Full Text: To save time, let's just assume I'm never wrong. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9239$24.99 -
On a scale of "1 to Stepping on a Lego" how much pain are you in?
$24.99Full Text: On a scale of "1 to Stepping on a Lego" how much pain are you in? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9570$24.99 -
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.
$24.99Full Text: Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9400$24.99 -
I don't give a rat's ass. (picture of rat and donkey)
$24.99Full Text: I don't give a rat's ass. (picture of rat and donkey) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5318$24.99 -
Shopping With Your Husband Is Like Hunting With The Game Warden
$24.99Full Text: Shopping With Your Husband Is Like Hunting With The Game Warden Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9192$24.99 -
Have you been fun to live with today?
$24.99Full Text: Have you been fun to live with today? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9488$24.99 -
What happens on the boat stays on the boat
$24.99Full Text: What happens on the boat stays on the boat Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9462$24.99 -
Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude...
$24.99Full Text: Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5436$24.99 -
Exercise? OH...I thought you said Accessorize!
$24.99Full Text: Exercise? OH...I thought you said Accessorize! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5381$24.99 -
There comes a time in every woman's life when... - Bette Davis Quote
$24.99Full Text: There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. - Bette Davis Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5345$24.99 -
Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It (tile)
$24.99Full Text: Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5176$24.99 -
I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do.
$24.99Full Text: I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9219$24.99 -
When a woman says "what?" it's not because she didn't hear you...
$24.99Full Text: When a woman says "what?" it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...s9360$24.99 -
You Had Me At Woof!
$24.99Full Text: You Had Me At Woof! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5247$24.99 -
Fluent in Sarcasm
$24.99Full Text: Fluent in Sarcasm Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9251$24.99 -
Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time
$24.99Full Text: Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5755$24.99 -
It's not drinking alone if the dog is home!
$24.99Full Text: It's not drinking alone if the dog is home! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9679$24.99 -
Group Therapy (with wine glasses)
$24.99Full Text: Group Therapy (with wine glasses) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5379$24.99 -
Basketball: Boys Invented It Girls Perfected It
$24.99Full Text: Basketball: Boys Invented It Girls Perfected It Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt691$24.99 -
We interrupt this marriage to bring you hunting season
$24.99Full Text: We interrupt this marriage to bring you hunting season Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5262$24.99 -
I'm Too Old For This Shit
$24.99Full Text: I'm Too Old For This Shit Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9038$24.99 -
Wood Sign: If you can't fly with the big girls stay off the broom!
$24.99Sign Full Text: If you can't fly with the big girls stay off the broom! Features: Sign Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging Lightly distressed to create a warm, aged look...t5746$24.99