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I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do.
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I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do.
Features:
- Size: 3.5x10 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting
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