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Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the things I can't.
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Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the things I can't.
Features:
- Size: 7x7 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting
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