Wood Sign: If you can't fly with the big girls stay off the broom!
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If you can't fly with the big girls stay off the broom!
Features:
- Sign Size: 7x7 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting
- Routed slot in back for hanging
- Lightly distressed to create a warm, aged look.
When making our signs we do not use highly processed wood; because of this, you can expect knots and minor imperfections that make each piece unique.
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