Food Signs & Drink Signs
Our food and drink signs cover a wide range of funny and enjoyable culinary moments!
From funny cooking signs to pub signs, chocolate signs, and wine signs...if you have a favorite, we probably have a sign about it! With over 40 colors to choose from, your solid wood sign from Sawdust City will look great anywhere!
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Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Wine
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Wine In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up...743$53.99 -
If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle...
$24.99Full Text: If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. That way, my friends will know I'm missing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...s9414$24.99 -
I Love The Nights I Can't Remember With The Friends I Can't Forget
$44.99Full Text: I Love The Nights I Can't Remember With The Friends I Can't Forget Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5654$44.99 -
In dog beers, I've only had one.
$44.99Full Text: In dog beers, I've only had one. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4343$44.99 -
Last night, sitting on the couch with my husband, I said...
$24.99Full Text: Last night, sitting on the couch with my husband, I said, "I love you." He asked, "is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "it's me...talking to the wine." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...s9490$24.99 -
A Man's Motto To Live By - Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave...
$53.99Full Text: A Man's Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intentions Of Arriving Safely In Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Cigar In One Hand Beer In The Other Body Thoroughly Used Up,...5880$53.99 -
Weekend Forecast - Alcohol - Low Standards - Poor Decisions
$24.99Full Text: Weekend Forecast - Alcohol - Low Standards - Poor Decisions Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9301$24.99 -
Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Martini
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Martini In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up...979$53.99 -
I Love Cooking With Wine...Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food!
$24.99Full Text: I Love Cooking With Wine...Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5313$24.99 -
It's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine - It's Summertime (7x36)
$59.99Full Text: It's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine - It's Summertime Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4040$59.99 -
If you pour it, they will come.
$44.99Full Text: If you pour it, they will come. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4116$44.99 -
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now...
$24.99Full Text: 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...t5517$24.99 -
Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine.
$24.99Full Text: Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5464$24.99 -
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full...
$44.99Full Text: It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Clearly, there is room for more wine. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4758$44.99 -
Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Beer
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Beer In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up,...617$53.99 -
If you can't be with the wine you love, love the wine you're with
$44.99Full Text: If you can't be with the wine you love, love the wine you're with! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging4699$44.99 -
Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the things I can't.
$24.99Full Text: Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the things I can't. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5569$24.99 -
Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Latte
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Latte In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up,...616$53.99 -
Beer Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy - Benjamin Franklin
$44.99Full Text: Beer Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5529$44.99 -
Motto To Live By...Cigar and Whiskey
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Cigar In One Hand, Whiskey In The Other, Body Throroughly Used Up...4388$53.99 -
The Beer Prayer: Our lager, which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.
$53.99Full Text: The Beer Prayer: Our lager, which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk,) at home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us...4278$53.99 -
Good food ~ Good friends ~ Good times
$59.99Full Text: Good food ~ Good friends ~ Good times Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4191$59.99 -
I Just Read An Article On The Dangers Of Drinking ...
$24.99Full Text: I Just Read An Article On The Dangers Of Drinking...Scared The Shit Out Of Me. So That's It! After Today, No More Reading! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5311$24.99 -
Carpe Vino (Seize The Wine)
$44.99Full Text: Carpe Vino (Seize The Wine) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging805$44.99 -
Good Food Good Wine Good Friends Good Times
$44.99Full Text: Good Food Good Wine Good Friends Good Times Features: Size: 3.25x30 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingk6017$44.99 -
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits...
$24.99Full Text: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for...s9460$24.99 -
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you coffee...
$24.99Full Text: Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you coffee, which is kind of the same thing Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5507$24.99 -
Bacon is just another word for meat candy
$24.99Full Text: Bacon is just another word for meat candy Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5372$24.99 -
Motto To Live By: Red Solo Cup
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, red solo cup in one hand, something to eat in the other, body...4651$53.99 -
It's Wine-Thirty
$24.99Full Text: It's Wine-Thirty Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5126$24.99 -
The secret to enjoying a good wine: Step 1 - Open the bottle...
$24.99Full Text: The secret to enjoying a good wine: Step 1 - Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. Step 2 - If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...t5543$24.99 -
Bar Phone Fees $1 Not Here $2 On His Way Out $3 Just Left...
$44.99Full Text: Bar Phone Fees $1 Not Here $2 On His Way Out $3 Just Left $4 Haven't Seem Him All Day $5 Who? Make Arrangements Upon Arrival Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging875$44.99 -
There comes a time in every woman's life when... - Bette Davis Quote
$24.99Full Text: There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. - Bette Davis Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5345$24.99 -
I'll Have A Cafe, Mocha, Vodka, Valium Latte To Go Please
$44.99Full Text: I'll Have A Cafe, Mocha, Vodka, Valium Latte To Go Please Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5951$44.99 -
Motto To Live By - Scotch and Cigar
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Scotch In One Hand, Cigar In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up,...4477$53.99 -
Behind Every Successful Person Is A Substantial Amount Of Coffee
$44.99Full Text: Behind Every Successful Person Is A Substantial Amount Of Coffee Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging904$44.99 -
Eat, Drink, & Be Merry
$59.99Full Text: Eat, Drink, & Be Merry Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging249$59.99 -
Group Therapy (with wine glasses)
$24.99Full Text: Group Therapy (with wine glasses) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5379$24.99 -
It's not drinking alone if the dog is home!
$24.99Full Text: It's not drinking alone if the dog is home! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9679$24.99 -
Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Margarita
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Margarita In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up...5064$53.99 -
A Scottish Toast: Slainte Mhath! Slainte Mhor! Good Health!
$44.99Full Text: A Scottish Toast: Slainte Mhath! Slainte Mhor! Good Health! Great Health! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4421$44.99 -
Cheers in Multiple Languages
$44.99Full Text: Sante-Cheers-Salud-Cin Cin-Slainte-Saude-Chinchin-Prost-Skal-Salute Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4393$44.99 -
Dear Diet, It's not me, it's you. I just don't think...
$24.99Full Text: Dear Diet, It's not me, it's you. I just don't think it's going to work between us. You're boring, tasteless, and I can't stop cheating on you. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...t5520$24.99 -
If I ever go missing I want my picture on a beer bottle...
$24.99Full Text: If I ever go missing I want my picture on a beer bottle rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5526$24.99 -
Periodic Table of Wine
$53.99Full Text: Periodic Table of Wine Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging4915$53.99 -
Dinner Is Poured!
$24.99Full Text: Dinner Is Poured! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9008$24.99 -
My Bucket List: - Ice - Beer
$24.99Full Text: My Bucket List: - Ice - Beer Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5416$24.99 -
Wine! How classy people get wasted.
$24.99Full Text: Wine! How classy people get wasted. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9295$24.99 -
Good Wine Is The Pleasure Good Friends Are The Treasure
$44.99Full Text: Good Wine Is The Pleasure Good Friends Are The Treasure Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5861$44.99 -
"Trust me, you can dance." (said the alcohol)
$24.99Full Text: "Trust me, you can dance." (said the alcohol) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9588$24.99 -
I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
$24.99Full Text: I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5465$24.99 -
I Only Have A Kitchen Because It Came With The House
$44.99Full Text: I Only Have A Kitchen Because It Came With The House Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging204$44.99 -
Motto To Live By - Champagne and Chocolate
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Champagne In One Hand Chocolate In The Other Body Thoroughly Used Up,...5904$53.99 -
Sometimes I take baths because it's harder to drink wine in the shower
$24.99Full Text: Sometimes I take baths because it's harder to drink wine in the shower. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9559$24.99 -
A GOOD friend knows how you take your coffee. A GREAT friend...
$24.99Full Text: A GOOD friend knows how you take your coffee. A GREAT friend ADDS BOOZE. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5314$24.99 -
A small glass of wine is immoral, illogical, and inadequate
$44.99Full Text: A small glass of wine is immoral, illogical, and inadequate Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4172$44.99 -
By now, the wine should know enough to come out of the store...
$24.99Full Text: By now, the wine should know enough to come out of the store when I honk. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9527$24.99 -
Custom Name - Welcome Friends - Est. Custom Date
$54.99Full Text: Custom Name - Welcome Friends - Est. Custom Date Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8091$54.99 -
I enjoy cooking with wine...sometimes I even put it in the food
$44.99Full Text: I enjoy cooking with wine...sometimes I even put it in the food! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4204$44.99 -
I tried cooking with wine...
$24.99Full Text: I tried cooking with wine, but after four glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5594$24.99 -
I'm a hybrid - I run on chocolate and wine!
$24.99Full Text: I'm a hybrid - I run on chocolate and wine! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5277$24.99 -
Life is too short to drink bad wine.
$24.99Full Text: Life is too short to drink bad wine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9178$24.99 -
You Had Me At Merlot
$44.99Full Text: You Had Me At Merlot Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5956$44.99 -
Dinner Is Poured (large)
$44.99Full Text: Dinner Is Poured (large) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5975$44.99 -
I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt, A Wedge Of Lime, And A Shot Of Tequila
$24.99Full Text: I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt, A Wedge Of Lime, And A Shot Of Tequila Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5113$24.99 -
If I could just combine coffee, wine, and chocolate I'd only have one vice
$44.99Full Text: If I could just combine coffee, wine, and chocolate I'd only have one vice! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4500$44.99 -
It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere
$59.99Full Text: It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging387$59.99 -
Motto To Live By - Cigarette and Beer
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Cigarette In One Hand Beer In The Other Body Thoroughly Used Up,...5898$53.99 -
Wine Flies When You're Having Fun
$44.99Full Text: Wine Flies When You're Having Fun Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging726$44.99 -
Wine Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy
$44.99Full Text: Wine Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5531$44.99 -
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes everything
$24.99Full Text: Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes everything. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9644$24.99 -
You Had Me At Beer
$24.99Full Text: You Had Me At Beer Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt692$24.99 -
Coffee, Chocolate, Men...The Richer The Better
$44.99Full Text: Coffee, Chocolate, Men...The Richer The Better Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging750$44.99 -
Happiness Is Finding Two Olives In Your Martini When You Are Hungry
$44.99Full Text: Happiness Is Finding Two Olives In Your Martini When You Are Hungry. ~ Johnny Carson Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5856$44.99 -
If you don't drink, don't smoke, and don't fool around...
$24.99Full Text: If you don't drink, don't smoke, and don't fool around, you won't live forever, but it'll sure feel that way! - Mark Twain Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5263$24.99 -
My Indian Name Is Runs With Beer
$44.99Full Text: My Indian Name Is Runs With Beer Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging628$44.99 -
No Coffee No Workee (Simple)
$24.99Full Text: No Coffee No Workee (Simple) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9061$24.99 -
This wine is really making me awesome.
$24.99Full Text: This wine is really making me awesome. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9562$24.99 -
Are you drunk? Check Yes/No
$24.99Full Text: Are you drunk? Check Yes/No Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9670$24.99 -
Danger! Women Cocktailing
$44.99Full Text: Danger! Women Cocktailing Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4458$44.99 -
I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle.
$24.99Full Text: I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9506$24.99 -
I Love This Bar
$44.99Full Text: I Love This Bar Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging564$44.99 -
I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes...
$44.99Full Text: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, it's all grapes...fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4863$44.99 -
Man - Man is a woman's best friend...
$53.99Full Text: Man - Man is a woman's best friend. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to...4467$53.99 -
Motto to Live By...Beer and Brat
$53.99Full Text: Motto to Live By - Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, beer in one hand, brat in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally...4322$53.99 -
Time Flies When You're Having Rum
$24.99Full Text: Time Flies When You're Having Rum Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5185$24.99 -
What Happens In The Tiki Hut Stays In The Tiki Hut
$44.99Full Text: What Happens In The Tiki Hut Stays In The Tiki Hut Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging231$44.99 -
Wine A Bit You'll Feel Better
$44.99Full Text: Wine A Bit You'll Feel Better Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging583$44.99 -
Wine Makes Everyone Hopeful. ~ Aristotle
$44.99Full Text: Wine Makes Everyone Hopeful. ~ Aristotle Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging496$44.99 -
All You Need Is Love And A Beer
$44.99Full Text: All You Need Is Love And A Beer Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4261$44.99 -
Beer Is The Answer (What Was The Question?)
$44.99Full Text: Beer Is The Answer (What Was The Question?) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging836$44.99 -
Custom Wine Bottle - Monogram - Wedding Date - First Names...
$54.99Full Text: Custom Wine Bottle - Monogram - Wedding Date - First Names - Last Name Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8080$54.99 -
Don't Mess With The Cooks Buns
$44.99Full Text: Don't Mess With The Cooks Buns Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging835$44.99 -
File Missing - Windows can not find the file. Would you like some wine instead?
$24.99Full Text: File Missing - Windows can not find the file. Would you like some wine instead? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5310$24.99 -
Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other...
$24.99Full Text: Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9846$24.99 -
It's Wine O'Clock! (clock & bottle opener)
$44.99Full Text: It's Wine O'Clock! (clock & bottle opener) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4598$44.99 -
Wine takes the bitch right out of me!
$44.99Full Text: Wine takes the bitch right out of me! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4610$44.99 -
Drinks Well With Others
$24.99Full Text: Drinks Well With Others Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5115$24.99 -
Every time I hear the dirty word EXERCISE I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
$24.99Full Text: Every time I hear the dirty word EXERCISE I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5265$24.99 -
Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the beach...
$44.99Full Text: Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the beach to accept the things I can't. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8484$44.99