Calories (noun) Tiny creatures that live in your closet and...
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Calories (noun) Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
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- Size: 7x7 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting
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