Wooden Signs
Discover the charm and warmth that our wooden signs bring to your living spaces. Whether you're searching for wooden signs with sayings to express your personality, or small wooden signs to add a touch of rustic elegance, we have something for everyone. Each of our home decor wooden signs is crafted from solid knotty pine, telling a story of quality and selection.
Wooden signs are a Sawdust City specialty! With more than 5,000 different designs and popular sign sayings, you're sure to find just the right sign - whether it's for yourself or as a gift. Our wood signs are made from solid knotty pine - that's it! They’re high quality and built to last! We route a slot for hanging in the back, so there's no hardware to scratch your walls. We have over 40 colors to choose from, plus light and dark stain options to bring out the natural grain and beauty of the wood. If you don't find what you want in our large line, we can also make you a custom sign. We carry funny signs, witty signs, inspirational wood signs, pet-inspired signs, quotes, and more. You name it, we carry a wooden sign that showcases it. Perfect decor for bedrooms, living rooms, offices, and even small businesses. Whether it's a special size, or a personal saying, we'll work with you to make sure you get the exact sign you want! Explore our vast collection of wooden signs today and find the perfect piece to complement your decor and express your style.
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They say God doesn't give you more than you can handle...
$24.99Full Text: They say God doesn't give you more than you can handle. Apparently God thinks I'm a real bad-ass. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9633$24.99 -
Bless This Home With Friends & Family, Love & Laughter Forever After (3.5x10)
$24.99Full Text: Bless This Home With Friends & Family, Love & Laughter Forever After (small) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9259$24.99 -
I'm not short I'm fun size
$24.99Full Text: I'm not short I'm fun size Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9303$24.99 -
One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you...
$24.99Full Text: One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you. In the face. Very hard. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9449$24.99 -
Some people call it bitching, I call it motivational speaking
$24.99Full Text: Some people call it bitching, I call it motivational speaking Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9346$24.99 -
When people show you who they are, believe them the first time. . - Maya Angelou
$24.99Full Text: When people show you who they are, believe them the first time. - A lesson from Maya Angelou Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9309$24.99 -
You are the frosting on my cupcake.
$24.99Full Text: You are the frosting on my cupcake. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9241$24.99 -
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
$24.99Full Text: Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9171$24.99 -
Born to play hockey
$24.99Full Text: Born to play hockey Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9111$24.99 -
I'm a beautician not a magician!
$24.99Full Text: I'm a beautician not a magician! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9464$24.99 -
I'm not always right, but when I am, it's usually all the time.
$24.99Full Text: I'm not always right, but when I am, it's usually all the time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9533$24.99 -
If you can't run with the big dogs then stay on the porch.
$24.99Full Text: If you can't run with the big dogs then stay on the porch. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9131$24.99 -
Imagination is more important that knowledge. ~Albert Einstein
$24.99Full Text: Imagination is more important that knowledge. ~Albert Einstein Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9132$24.99 -
Laugh
$24.99Full Text: Laugh Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings411$24.99 -
Slap on some lipstick. You'll be just fine.
$24.99Full Text: Slap on some lipstick. You'll be just fine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9145$24.99 -
T.G.I.F. - Thank God I'm Fabulous
$24.99Full Text: T.G.I.F. - Thank God I'm Fabulous Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9321$24.99 -
Trust me, I'd rather be riding.
$24.99Full Text: Trust me, I'd rather be riding. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9407$24.99 -
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes everything
$24.99Full Text: Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes everything. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9644$24.99 -
A Day Spent Together Becomes A Memory To Treasure (3.5x10)
$24.99Full Text: A Day Spent Together Becomes A Memory To Treasure (3.5x10) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9258$24.99 -
A stubborn horse walks behind you, an impatient horse...
$24.99Full Text: A stubborn horse walks behind you, an impatient horse walks in front of you, but a noble companion walks beside you. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...s9211$24.99 -
Best friends are we my sister and me
$24.99Full Text: Best friends are we my sister and me Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9108$24.99 -
Born to play Lacrosse
$24.99Full Text: Born to play Lacrosse Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9466$24.99 -
Dear Lord, If You Can't Make Me Skinny - Make My Friends Fat
$24.99Full Text: Dear Lord, If You Can't Make Me Skinny - Make My Friends Fat Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9068$24.99 -
It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth...
$24.99Full Text: It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. ~Mark Twain Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9096$24.99 -
Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I need it most.
$24.99Full Text: Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I need it the most. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9291$24.99 -
No Coffee No Workee (Simple)
$24.99Full Text: No Coffee No Workee (Simple) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9061$24.99 -
Peace
$24.99Full Text: Peace Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings354$24.99 -
Simplify
$24.99Full Text: Simplify Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings342$24.99 -
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
$24.99Full Text: Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. - Elizabeth Taylor Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9402$24.99 -
This wine is really making me awesome.
$24.99Full Text: This wine is really making me awesome. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9562$24.99 -
Welcome To The Jungle
$24.99Full Text: Welcome To The Jungle Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9065$24.99 -
When I Needed A HandÂ…
$24.99Full Text: When I needed a hand, you gave me yuor paw. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9993$24.99 -
Without self discipline, success is impossible, period. ~ Lou Holtz
$24.99Full Text: Without self discipline, success is impossible, period. ~ Lou Holtz Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9152$24.99 -
A Closed Mouth Gathers No Feet
$24.99Full Text: A Closed Mouth Gathers No Feet Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9023$24.99 -
And yet another day has passed and I did not...
$24.99Full Text: And yet another day has passed and I did not use algebra once. Very interesting. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9627$24.99 -
Are you drunk? Check Yes/No
$24.99Full Text: Are you drunk? Check Yes/No Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9670$24.99 -
Before You Get To Be Old And Wise...
$24.99Full Text: Before You Get To Be Old And Wise, You Must First Go Through Young And Dumb. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9093$24.99 -
Eat, drink & remarry.
$24.99Full Text: Eat, drink & remarry. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9388$24.99 -
I didn't ask to be Queen but hey... If the crown fits! (small)
$24.99Full Text: I didn't ask to be Queen but hey... If the crown fits! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9248$24.99 -
I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle.
$24.99Full Text: I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9506$24.99 -
If at first you don't succeed skydiving's not for you.
$24.99Full Text: If at first you don't succeed skydiving's not for you. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9128$24.99 -
It's never too late to be who you might have been. ~George Eliot
$24.99Full Text: It's never too late to be who you might have been. ~George Eliot Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9135$24.99 -
Once A Year, Go Someplace You've Never Been Before. ~The Dalai Lama
$24.99Full Text: Once A Year, Go Someplace You've Never Been Before. ~The Dalai Lama Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9056$24.99 -
Patience
$24.99Full Text: Patience Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings484$24.99 -
Save the drama for your mama.
$24.99Full Text: Save the drama for your mama. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9143$24.99 -
There Are Two Theories To Arguing With A Woman. Neither Works.
$24.99Full Text: There Are Two Theories To Arguing With A Woman. Neither Works. ~Will Rogers Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9012$24.99 -
This girl would rather clean a stall than her room.
$24.99Full Text: This girl would rather clean a stall than her room. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9405$24.99 -
Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?
$24.99Full Text: Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9247$24.99 -
Cat spoken here
$24.99Full Text: Cat spoken here Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9116$24.99 -
Faith * Family * Friends (small)
$24.99Full Text: Faith * Family * Friends (small) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9263$24.99 -
Give Thanks
$24.99Full Text: Give Thanks Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings407$24.99 -
Got Lake?
$24.99Full Text: Got Lake? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9229$24.99 -
Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other...
$24.99Full Text: Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9846$24.99 -
I YELL because I care.
$24.99Full Text: I YELL because I care. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9331$24.99 -
I'd explain it to you, but I'm out of puppets and crayons.
$24.99Full Text: I'd explain it to you, but I'm out of puppets and crayons. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9765$24.99 -
If You Climb In The Saddle, Be Ready For The Ride!
$24.99Full Text: If You Climb In The Saddle, Be Ready For The Ride! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9212$24.99 -
Talk To The Paw (small)
$24.99Full Text: Talk To The Paw (small) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9191$24.99 -
The most effective way to do it, is to do it. - Amelia Earhart
$24.99Full Text: The most effective way to do it, is to do it. - Amelia Earhart Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittings10084$24.99 -
Velkommen (small)
$24.99Full Text: Velkommen (small) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9277$24.99 -
A Day In The Country Is Worth A Month In Town (3.5x10)
$24.99Full Text: A Day In The Country Is Worth A Month In Town (3.5x10) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9257$24.99 -
DADD - Dads Against Daughters Dating
$24.99Full Text: DADD - Dads Against Daughters Dating Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9300$24.99 -
Eat. Sleep. Ski. (small)
$24.99Full Text: Eat. Sleep. Ski. (small) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9262$24.99 -
Friends: Wood Sign
$24.99Sign Full Text: Friends Features: Sign Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging Lightly distressed to create a warm, aged look. When making our signs we do not use...s405$24.99 -
Gypsy Soul
$24.99Full Text: Gypsy Soul Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9351$24.99 -
Happiness is time spent with my horse.
$24.99Full Text: Happiness is time spent with my horse. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9389$24.99 -
How Merlot can you go? (image of wine glass)
$24.99Full Text: How Merlot can you go? (image of wine glass) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9289$24.99 -
I used to have money. Now I have horses.
$24.99Full Text: I used to have money. Now I have horses. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9396$24.99 -
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
$24.99Full Text: If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9371$24.99 -
It's All Good. My Attitude Is Gratitude.
$24.99Full Text: It's All Good. My Attitude Is Gratitude. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9182$24.99 -
Kiss The Cook
$24.99Full Text: Kiss The Cook Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9078$24.99 -
Laundry (simple)
$24.99Full Text: Laundry (simple) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9099$24.99 -
My therapist thinks I'm too judgemental. But that's because he's an idiot.
$24.99Full Text: My therapist thinks I'm too judgemental. But that's because he's an idiot. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9232$24.99 -
They really should put more wine in the bottle...
$24.99Full Text: They really should put more wine in the bottle...you know, so there's at least enough for two people. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9518$24.99 -
Children are often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma.
$24.99Full Text: Children are often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9582$24.99 -
Don't Stop Believin' (picture of Santa)
$24.99Full Text: Don't Stop Believin' (picture of Santa) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9375$24.99 -
Even If You Are On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over...
$24.99Full Text: Even If You Are On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There. ~Will Rogers Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9015$24.99 -
Every one you meet is fighting a battle...
$24.99Full Text: Every one you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9651$24.99 -
Giggle
$24.99Full Text: Giggle Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings346$24.99 -
Happiness is...a warm puppy. - Charles M. Schulz
$24.99Full Text: Happiness is...a warm puppy. - Charles M. Schulz Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9176$24.99 -
I am retired but I work part time as a pain-in-the-ass
$24.99Full Text: I am retired but I work part time as a pain-in-the-ass Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9304$24.99 -
I hate it when I see an old person, and then I realize...
$24.99Full Text: I hate it when I see an old person, and then I realize we went to school together. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9905$24.99 -
I need more money and power. And less shit from you people.
$24.99Full Text: I need more money and power. And less shit from you people. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9700$24.99 -
I saw that. ~ Karma
$24.99Full Text: I saw that. ~ Karma Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9510$24.99 -
In riding a horse we borrow freedom.
$24.99Full Text: In riding a horse we borrow freedom. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9394$24.99 -
Joy
$24.99Full Text: Joy Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings427$24.99 -
Life is short. Eat dessert first.
$24.99Full Text: Life is short. Eat dessert first. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9249$24.99 -
Live Life! Eat ice cream and run naked!!
$24.99Full Text: Live Life! Eat ice cream and run naked!! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9097$24.99 -
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising...
$24.99Full Text: Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. ~Confucius Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9166$24.99 -
We'll be friends until we're old and senile...and then we'll...
$24.99Full Text: We'll be friends until we're old and senile...and then we'll become new friends! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9828$24.99 -
Wherever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius
$24.99Full Text: Wherever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9155$24.99 -
Wine Not?
$24.99Full Text: Wine Not? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9006$24.99 -
You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page...
$24.99Full Text: You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend. - Paul Sweeney Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...s9379$24.99 -
A wine please. This is a McDonald's. Oh, sorry, a McWine please.
$24.99Full Text: A wine please. This is a McDonald's. Oh, sorry, a McWine please. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9790$24.99 -
Dear autocorrect, at NO point have I ever meant "ducking."
$24.99Full Text: Dear autocorrect, at NO point have I ever meant "ducking." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9649$24.99 -
Don't ruin my story with your logic.
$24.99Full Text: Don't ruin my story with your logic. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9709$24.99 -
Eat, Bitch, And Wine!
$24.99Full Text: Eat, Bitch, And Wine! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9021$24.99 -
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt!
$24.99Full Text: Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9326$24.99 -
I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10...
$24.99Full Text: I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10. I always get those two mixed up. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9925$24.99 -
I'd rather be fishing
$24.99Full Text: I'd rather be fishing Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9124$24.99 -
I'm not saying I'm Batman...but have you ever seen...
$24.99Full Text: I'm not saying I'm Batman...but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9629$24.99