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Dear Lord, If You Can't Make Me Skinny - Make My Friends Fat
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Dear Lord, If You Can't Make Me Skinny - Make My Friends Fat
Features:
- Size: 3.5x10 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting
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