Funny Signs
Funny Wood Signs
We have TONS of funny signs for home or business!
If you want to add a touch of humor and personality to your home décor, our funny wood signs are perfect for you. We make these signs to last, crafting them from high-quality knotty pine wood.
Funny friend signs...check. Funny drinking signs...got 'em. Funny parenting signs...yep. Funny marriage signs...you bet. Funny pet signs…roger. Sarcastic signs, witty signs, punny signs, snarky signs, and signs that just make you laugh...they're all here! With over 40 colors to choose from, your humorous wooden sign from Sawdust City will look great anywhere, and they’re made to last! Entertain family, friends, customers, and passersby in one fell swoop!
Whether you enjoy witty jokes, sarcastic remarks, or puns that make you laugh, our collection has something for everyone. Transform your living space into a place that brings joy and laughter with the funny wood signs collection at Sawdust City.
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I YELL because I care.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I YELL because I care. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9331Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I'd explain it to you, but I'm out of puppets and crayons.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'd explain it to you, but I'm out of puppets and crayons. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9765Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If You Think I'm A Bitch You Should Meet My Sister
$24.99Full Text: If You Think I'm A Bitch You Should Meet My Sister Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5208$24.99 -
Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake.
$24.99Full Text: Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5773$24.99 -
My Garage My Rules
$24.99Full Text: My Garage My Rules Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt656$24.99 -
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
$24.99Full Text: Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5456$24.99 -
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Talk To The Paw (small)
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Talk To The Paw (small) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9191Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
What Happens At The Beach Stays At The Beach (tile)
$24.99Full Text: What Happens At The Beach Stays At The Beach (tile) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5227$24.99 -
You Rest, You Rust
$24.99Full Text: You Rest, You Rust Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting When making our signs we do not use...t5107$24.99 -
Can I Retire Now?
$24.99Full Text: Can I Retire Now? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5516$24.99 -
Do sharks complain about Monday? No. They're up early...
$24.99Full Text: Do sharks complain about Monday? No. They're up early. Biting stuff. Chasing shit. Being scary - reminding everyone they're a f*cking shark. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid...t5980$24.99 -
Every time I hear the dirty word EXERCISE I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
$24.99Full Text: Every time I hear the dirty word EXERCISE I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...t5265$24.99 -
Good Morning Let The Stress Begin
$24.99Full Text: Good Morning Let The Stress Begin Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5114$24.99 -
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than that
$24.99Full Text: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than that! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for...t5452$24.99 -
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I used to have money. Now I have horses.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I used to have money. Now I have horses. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9396Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, but...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room at the same time? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in...s10004Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I've reached an age where my brain has gone from...
$24.99Full Text: I've reached an age where my brain has gone from "you probably shouldn't say that," to "what the hell, let's see what happens." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...t5778$24.99 -
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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9371Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Mommy's Sippy Cup
$24.99Full Text: Mommy's Sippy Cup Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5317$24.99 -
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My therapist thinks I'm too judgemental. But that's because he's an idiot.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: My therapist thinks I'm too judgemental. But that's because he's an idiot. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...s9232Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Some people are like slinkies, not really good for much... (tile)
$24.99Full Text: Some people are like slinkies, not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. (small) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine...t5287$24.99 -
Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.
$24.99Full Text: Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5450$24.99 -
Chocolate Makes My Clothes Shrink
$24.99Full Text: Chocolate Makes My Clothes Shrink Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt694$24.99 -
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Even If You Are On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Even If You Are On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There. ~Will Rogers Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus...s9015Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish...
$24.99Full Text: Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot...t5266$24.99 -
Have you seen my wiener? (picture of dachshund)
$24.99Full Text: Have you seen my wiener? (picture of dachshund) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5448$24.99 -
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I am retired but I work part time as a pain-in-the-ass
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I am retired but I work part time as a pain-in-the-ass Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9304Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I hate it when I see an old person, and then I realize...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I hate it when I see an old person, and then I realize we went to school together. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed...s9905Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I hate when it's dark and my brain is like, "Hey...
$24.99Full Text: I hate when it's dark and my brain is like, "Hey, you know what we haven't thought about in a while? Monsters." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back...t5503$24.99 -
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I need more money and power. And less shit from you people.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I need more money and power. And less shit from you people. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9700Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I saw that. ~ Karma
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I saw that. ~ Karma Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9510Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I Would Give Up Chocolate, But I'm No Quitter
$24.99Full Text: I Would Give Up Chocolate, But I'm No Quitter Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5124$24.99 -
If You Are Smoking In Here You Had Better Be On Fire (tile)
$24.99Full Text: If You Are Smoking In Here You Had Better Be On Fire (tile) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t649$24.99 -
Last Night Sitting On The Couch... (Tile)
$24.99Full Text: Last night, sitting on the couch with my husband, I said, "I love you." He asked, "Is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "It's me...talking to the wine." Features: Size:7x7 inches...77121P$24.99 -
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Life is short. Eat dessert first.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Life is short. Eat dessert first. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9249Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Live Life! Eat ice cream and run naked!!
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Live Life! Eat ice cream and run naked!! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9097Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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No Soliciting - We shoot every other solicitor and one just left!
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: No Soliciting - We shoot every other solicitor and one just left! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...s9339Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone...
$24.99Full Text: Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...t5856$24.99 -
What happens in the garage stays in the garage.
$24.99Full Text: What happens in the garage stays in the garage. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5323$24.99 -
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Wine Not?
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Wine Not? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9006Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Dear autocorrect, at NO point have I ever meant "ducking."
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Dear autocorrect, at NO point have I ever meant "ducking." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...s9649Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Don't Bother Me, I'm Living Happily Ever After
$24.99Full Text: Don't Bother Me, I'm Living Happily Ever After Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5159$24.99 -
Don't let anyone treat you like free salsa...
$24.99Full Text: Don't let anyone treat you like free salsa. You are guac, baby girl, guac. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...t5880$24.99 -
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Don't ruin my story with your logic.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Don't ruin my story with your logic. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9709Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Eat, Bitch, And Wine!
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Eat, Bitch, And Wine! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9021Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Ever look at someone and think, "why has no one hit you...
$24.99Full Text: Ever look at someone and think, "why has no one hit you with a shovel yet?" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in...t5783$24.99 -
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Good Witch
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Good Witch Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9051Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt!
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9326Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That seems like a very low number of rodeos. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine...s10018Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10. I always get those two mixed up. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...s9925Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I'm not saying I'm Batman...but have you ever seen...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm not saying I'm Batman...but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...s9629Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
It's Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To...
$24.99Full Text: It's Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Live With The Psycho The Rest Of Your Life Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...t5102$24.99 -
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My Indian Name Is Sleeps With Dogs
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: My Indian Name Is Sleeps With Dogs Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9074Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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No Whining
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: No Whining Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9977Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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No, I don't want to come to your dog's birthday party...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: No, I don't want to come to your dog's birthday party...freak. My cat is getting married that weekend. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...s9724Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
![Sea Hag [see hag] noun. A mermaid before she has her coffee. | Funny Women's Mermaid Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-86d67/images/stencil/350x350/products/8220/11673/t6060_SeaHag_TURQ-COTT__26743.1728399958.jpg?c=2 "Sea Hag [see hag] noun. A mermaid before she has her coffee. | Funny Women's Mermaid Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs")
![Sea Hag [see hag] noun. A mermaid before she has her coffee. | Funny Women's Mermaid Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-86d67/images/stencil/350x350/products/8220/21189/t6060_SeaHagAMermaid_COTT-BLK__99809.1728399964.jpg?c=2 "Sea Hag [see hag] noun. A mermaid before she has her coffee. | Funny Women's Mermaid Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs")
Sea Hag [see hag] noun. A mermaid before she has her coffee.
$24.99Full Text: Sea Hag [see hag] noun. A mermaid before she has her coffee. | Funny Women's Mermaid Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in...t6060$24.99 -
The first 50 years of marriage are always the hardest (tile)
$24.99Full Text: The first 50 years of marriage are always the hardest | Funny Wood Marriage Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...t6061$24.99 -
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and spiders.
$24.99Full Text: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and spiders. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5485$24.99 -
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The thing about quotes from the internet is...-Abraham Lincoln
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: The thing about quotes from the internet is that it's hard to verify their authenticity. - Abraham Lincoln Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back...s9373Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
There is no better sunscreen than sitting in a bar.
$24.99Full Text: There is no better sunscreen than sitting in a bar. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5418$24.99 -
You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe next to you...
$24.99Full Text: You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe next to you, and a lion chasing you. What do you do? Get your drunk ass off the carousel. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid...t5865$24.99 -
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Calm your tit. Just one tit. Leave the other crazy...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Calm your tit. Just one tit. Leave the other crazy & out of control. That's your party tit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...s10195Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Ctrl+Alt+Del
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Ctrl+Alt+Del Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9181Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Do not make me call my flying monkeys! (simple)
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Do not make me call my flying monkeys! (simple) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9650Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Dorothy: I miss Kansas. Toto: I miss the rains down in Africa.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Dorothy: I miss Kansas. Toto: I miss the rains down in Africa. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...s10017Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Embrace the Suck
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Embrace the Suck Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10111Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol...
$24.99Full Text: Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol. Your choice. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5794$24.99 -
Exercise...Ex-er-cise...Ex-ar-size...Eggs-are-sides...for bacon...Bacon
$24.99Full Text: Exercise...Ex-er-cise...Ex-ar-size...Eggs-are-sides...for bacon...Bacon Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5522$24.99 -
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I Cleaned Last Week, Sorry You Missed It
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I Cleaned Last Week, Sorry You Missed It Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9086Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
$24.99Full Text: I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5872$24.99 -
I have 3 sides... 1. The quiet and sweet side. 2. The fun & crazy side...
$24.99Full Text: I have 3 sides... 1. The quiet and sweet side. 2. The fun & crazy side. 3. The side you never want to see. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...t5453$24.99 -
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I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Out Of Bed
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Out Of Bed Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9010Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I never argue. I just explain why I'm right.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I never argue. I just explain why I'm right. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9773Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I simply can not handle the amount of stupid that is...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I simply can not handle the amount of stupid that is presenting itself to me today. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...s9720Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I sometimes wonder what happened...
$24.99Full Text: I sometimes wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...t5891$24.99 -
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I'm drinking my favorite drink tonight. It's called...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm drinking my favorite drink tonight. It's called a shitloadÂ…...which is more than an assload, but still less than a f*ckton. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine...s9938Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Kids - The Gift That Keeps On Taking
$24.99Full Text: Kids: The Gift That Keeps On Taking Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5188$24.99 -
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Let It Snow! Somewhere Else.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Let It Snow! Somewhere Else. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9523Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Make-Up Sex - It's worth fighting for!
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Make-Up Sex - It's worth fighting for! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9376Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Never Trust A Skinny Cook
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Never Trust A Skinny Cook Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9081Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Quick!...Hide that chocolate in my mouth!
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Quick!...Hide that chocolate in my mouth! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9235Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Santa Is Very Jolly Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live
$24.99Full Text: Santa Is Very Jolly Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5257$24.99 -
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The five-second rule does not apply when you have...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: The five-second rule does not apply when you have a two-second dog. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...s9932Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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They say with age comes wisdom. Therefore, I don't have wrinkles...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: They say with age comes wisdom. Therefore, I don't have wrinkles, I have wise cracks. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...s10233Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Warning - May be prone to Shenanigans and Malarky
$24.99Full Text: Warning - May be prone to Shenanigans and Malarky Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5803$24.99 -
What (and I cannot stress this enough) The Fuck
$24.99Full Text: What (and I cannot stress this enough) The Fuck Features: Size:7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6493$24.99 -
When All Else Fails Manipulate The Data
$24.99Full Text: When All Else Fails Manipulate The Data Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5117$24.99 -
Always Be Yourself. Unless you can be a Unicorn. Then...
$24.99Full Text: Always Be Yourself. Unless you can be a Unicorn. Then always be a Unicorn. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...t5698$24.99 -
As far as I know, I'm delightful
$24.99Full Text: As far as I know, I'm delightful Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7208$24.99 -
Best Friends (image of toilet and phone)
$24.99Full Text: Best Friends (image of toilet and phone) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6073$24.99 -
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Contrary to popular belief, no one owes you anything.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Contrary to popular belief, no one owes you anything. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9467Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats. For they are cunning...
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Friday is the beginning of my liver's work week.
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Her Majesty The Queen (with crown graphic)
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I prefer not to think before speaking...
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I'm not a pessimist - I'm an optimist with experience
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Instead of "Have a nice day," I think I'll start saying...
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Live like Rose Love like Blanche Think like Dorothy Speak like Sophia
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My Kids Laugh Because They Think I'm Crazy. I Laugh Because They Don't..
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No I don't want to come to your cat's birthday party...
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