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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than that
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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than that!
Features:
- Size: 7x7 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Flat edges for sitting
- Routed slot in back for hanging
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