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Every time I hear the dirty word EXERCISE I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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Every time I hear the dirty word EXERCISE I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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- Size: 7x7 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting
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