I would rather be sitting on a toilet with no toilet paper...
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I would rather be sitting on a toilet with no toilet paper than with no cell phone.
Features:
- Size: 3.5x10 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Flat edges for shelf-sitting
- Routed slot in back for hanging
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