Funny Signs
Funny Wood Signs
We have TONS of funny signs for home or business!
If you want to add a touch of humor and personality to your home décor, our funny wood signs are perfect for you. We make these signs to last, crafting them from high-quality knotty pine wood.
Funny friend signs...check. Funny drinking signs...got 'em. Funny parenting signs...yep. Funny marriage signs...you bet. Funny pet signs…roger. Sarcastic signs, witty signs, punny signs, snarky signs, and signs that just make you laugh...they're all here! With over 40 colors to choose from, your humorous wooden sign from Sawdust City will look great anywhere, and they’re made to last! Entertain family, friends, customers, and passersby in one fell swoop!
Whether you enjoy witty jokes, sarcastic remarks, or puns that make you laugh, our collection has something for everyone. Transform your living space into a place that brings joy and laughter with the funny wood signs collection at Sawdust City.
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Motto To Live By...General
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Body Thoroughly...5539$53.99 -
Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Wine
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One...743$53.99 -
5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman: 1. Fine: This is the word women use
$53.99Full Text: 5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman: 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up. 2. Nothing: Means something and you need to be...4697$53.99 -
Business Hours - We Are Open - We Are Open For Business...
$53.99Full Text: Business Hours: We Are Open: We Are Open For Business Most Days About 8:30 am. Some Days As Early As 6 Or 7, But Occasionally As Late As 12:30 Or 1, But Usually Around 9 Unless It's Later...5830$53.99 -
A Man's Motto To Live By - Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave...
$53.99Full Text: A Man's Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intentions Of Arriving Safely In Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Cigar In...5880$53.99 -
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women....
$53.99Full Text: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women. . . 10. You can trade and old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. 8. If you...4337$53.99 -
Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Martini
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One...979$53.99 -
Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Beer
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One...617$53.99 -
Cowboy Words of Wisdom - Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day...
$53.99Full Text: Cowboy Words of Wisdom: Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. Always drink upstream from the herd. Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it...4463$53.99 -
Friends Are Like Underpants...
$53.99Full Text: Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some support you. Some are your...4476$53.99 -
The Beer Prayer: Our lager, which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.
$53.99Full Text: The Beer Prayer: Our lager, which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk,) at home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our...4278$53.99 -
The Hokey Pokey Clinic - A place to turn yourself around
$53.99Full Text: The Hokey Pokey Clinic - A place to turn yourself around Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4666$53.99 -
I Have Flying Monkeys And I'm Not Afraid To Use Them
$59.99Full Text: I Have Flying Monkeys And I'm Not Afraid To Use Them Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5573$59.99 -
Motto To Live By...Cigar and Whiskey
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Cigar In One...4388$53.99 -
You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Lake House
$59.99Full Text: You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Lake House Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5691$59.99 -
Fishing vs. Sex - 20 Funny Comparisons
$53.99Full Text: Fishing vs. Sex: 20. No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish. 19. A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. 18. You don't have to hid your Fishing magazines. 17. It is...4507$53.99 -
Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Latte
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One...616$53.99 -
What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About?
$53.99Full Text: What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About? Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging338$53.99 -
Do Not Make Me Call My Flying Monkeys. ~ The Wicked Witch
$53.99Full Text: Do Not Make Me Call My Flying Monkeys. ~ The Wicked Witch Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging453$53.99 -
Welcome To Awesomeville - Population: Me
$53.99Full Text: Welcome To Awesomeville - Population: Me Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4791$53.99 -
Motto To Live By: Red Solo Cup
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, red solo cup in...4651$53.99 -
Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Margarita
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One...5064$53.99 -
What Happens At The Cottage Stays At The Cottage
$59.99Full Text: What Happens At The Cottage Stays At The Cottage Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5666$59.99 -
What Happens At The Lake Stays At The Lake
$59.99Full Text: What Happens At The Lake Stays At The Lake Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging578$59.99 -
Do Not Arouse The Wrath Of The Great And Powerful Oz... (small)
$53.99Full Text: Do Not Arouse The Wrath Of The Great And Powerful Oz. I Said Come Back Tomorrow (small) Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for...5583$53.99 -
Motto To Live By - Scotch and Cigar
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Scotch In One...4477$53.99 -
May those who love us love us, and those who don't love us...
$53.99Full Text: May those who love us love us, and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping...4861$53.99 -
No Solicitation No Politics No Proselytizing No Fundraisers...
$53.99Full Text: No Solicitation No Politics No Proselytizing No Fundraisers, Except Girl Scout Cookies Welcome! Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back...5868$53.99 -
If a man speaks in the middle of a forest...
$53.99Full Text: If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in...4449$53.99 -
Motto To Live By - Champagne and Chocolate
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Champagne In One...5904$53.99 -
Don't Make Me Get My Flying Monkeys!
$54.99Full Text: Don't Make Me Get My Flying Monkeys! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4320$54.99 -
It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere
$59.99Full Text: It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging387$59.99 -
A Quaint Drinking Village With A Fishing Problem
$59.99Full Text: A Quaint Drinking Village With A Fishing Problem Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5587$59.99 -
Motto To Live By - Cigarette and Beer
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Cigarette In One...5898$53.99 -
The Hormone Guide (funny chart)
$53.99Full Text: The Hormone Guide (funny chart) Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging4210$53.99 -
You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Beach House (7x36)
$59.99Full Text: You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Beach House Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5692$59.99 -
Man - Man is a woman's best friend...
$53.99Full Text: Man - Man is a woman's best friend. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live...4467$53.99 -
Motto to Live By...Beer and Brat
$53.99Full Text: Motto to Live By - Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, beer in one...4322$53.99 -
What Happens At The Cabin, Stays At The Cabin
$59.99Full Text: What Happens At The Cabin, Stays At The Cabin Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging577$59.99 -
If You're Lucky Enough To Be In The Hot Tub You're Lucky Enough
$53.99Full Text: If You're Lucky Enough To Be In The Hot Tub You're Lucky Enough Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging939$53.99 -
On A Clear Night I Can Hear The Fish Laughing
$59.99Full Text: On A Clear Night I Can Hear The Fish Laughing Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5736$59.99 -
I'm Only As Strong As The Girlfriends I Have, The Cocktails I Drink...
$53.99Full Text: I'm Only As Strong As The Girlfriends I Have, The Cocktails I Drink, And The Hairspray I Use Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for...5846$53.99 -
Public Notice - Due to recent budget cuts, the rising cost of electricity...
$53.99Full Text: Public Notice: Due to recent budget cuts, the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, plus the current state of the economy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Have...4432$53.99 -
Laundry Gathers Here
$59.99Full Text: Laundry Gathers Here Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4034$59.99 -
It's just one dam project after another! (beaver graphic)
$53.99Full Text: It's just one dam project after another! (beaver graphic) Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4635$53.99 -
Life Is A Game Football Is Serious
$59.99Full Text: Life Is A Game Football Is Serious Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5025$59.99 -
Meddle Thee Not In The Affairs Of Dragons For Thou Art Crunchy...
$59.99Full Text: Meddle Thee Not In The Affairs Of Dragons For Thou Art Crunchy And Wouldst Be Tasty With Ketchup Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back...5973$59.99 -
You Might Be A Nurse If...
$53.99Full Text: You Might Be A Nurse If. . .You've ever had a patient look you dead in the eye and say, I don't know how that got stuck there. You firmly believe that too stupid to live should be a...4325$53.99 -
Motto To Live By...Cowboy and Horse
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Cowboy In One...5977$53.99 -
Sometimes You Just Have To Add A Bow Tie To Your Chicken Hat and...
$53.99Full Text: Sometimes You Just Have To Add A Bow Tie To Your Chicken Hat and Get On With Your Life As Best You Can. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...9137$53.99 -
Better To Have Fished And Lied Than To Never Have Fished At All
$59.99Full Text: Better To Have Fished And Lied Than To Never Have Fished At All Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5558$59.99 -
What Happens At The Beach Stays At The Beach (large)
$59.99Full Text: What Happens At The Beach Stays At The Beach (large) Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging991$59.99 -
Because I'm The Princess, That's Why (7x36)
$59.99Full Text: Because I'm The Princess, That's Why Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging880$59.99 -
Drink, Ski & Be Merry! (7x36)
$59.99Full Text: Drink, Ski & Be Merry! Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4033$59.99 -
Mom's Ten Commandments...
$53.99Full Text: Mom's Ten Commandments: 1. Shut the doors. 2. Finish your chores. 3. Make your bed. 4. Leave unkind words unsaid. 5. Pick up your mess. 6. Be neat in your dress. 7. Thou shall not tease. 8...4431$53.99 -
No more monkeys jumping on the bed! (large)
$59.99Full Text: No more monkeys jumping on the bed! (large) Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4319$59.99 -
Top Ten Golf Phrases That Sound Dirty But Aren't...
$53.99Full Text: Top Ten Golf Phrases That Sound Dirty But Aren't: 10. You need to adjust your grip. 9. It bends a little to the left. 8. Keep your head down. 7. We have a threesome, care to join us? 6...4790$53.99 -
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle. I want to ride my bicycle...
$53.99Full Text: Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle. I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike! Bridger & Co. Bicycles, Levistown, Wisc. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled...4859$53.99 -
The Ass Family - Smart - Wise - Kiss - Sassy - Stink
$53.99Full Text: The Ass Family: Smart - Wise - Kiss - Sassy - Stink Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging610$53.99 -
Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
$59.99Full Text: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8194$59.99 -
You Can Either Agree With The Bartender Or You Can Be Wrong
$59.99Full Text: You Can Either Agree With The Bartender Or You Can Be Wrong Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5674$59.99 -
You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Bar...
$59.99Full Text: You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Bar In Your House Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5664$59.99 -
You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Home By The Shore
$59.99Full Text: You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Home By The Shore Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5695$59.99 -
You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Summer Cottage
$59.99Full Text: You Never Know How Many Friends You Have Until You Have A Summer Cottage Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5694$59.99 -
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
$59.99Full Text: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging944$59.99 -
The older the violin, the sweeter the music! - Augustus McCrae
$59.99Full Text: The older the violin, the sweeter the music! - Augustus McCrae Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8193$59.99 -
Fifty Ways To Beat Covid-19: Don't hop on the bus, Gus...
$53.99Full Text: Fifty Ways To Beat Covid-19: Don't hop on the bus, Gus. Stay away from the pack, Jack. Sneeze into your sleeve, Steve, to keep virus free. Stop touching your face, Grace. Stay back to six...8645$53.99 -
Finally the fourth ape! He is the sum of the first three...
$53.99Full Text: Finally the fourth ape! He is the sum of the first three: He sees nobody, hears nobody and speaks to nobody Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back...9148$53.99 -
Stop Global Whining
$59.99Full Text: Stop Global Whining Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5599$59.99