Wood Signs For Women

Full Text: What Happens at Grandma's Never Happened! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Any day with a grandchild in my arms, on my lap, in my home, or on my mind, is a very good day. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I am Wonder Woman! I wonder where I put my keys, I wonder where I left my purse, I wonder where my money went… Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not pregnant, but I'm still eating for two; me and my inner bitch. She likes tacos. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: True friends don't care if your house is dirty, they care if you have wine. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wine & friends make a great blend Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A woman going out saying, "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" is exactly the same as a man at the bar saying, "I'll be home in 5 minutes" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Eat salad they said. It's healthy they said. You know what never gets recalled? Cake. #teamcake Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Fat Free - Cholesterol Free - Gluten Free - Dairy Free. I love this wine diet! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Home is wherever Mom is Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Please excuse the mess. Our standards have lowered with each child Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for a woman. How can I be expected to work under these conditions? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Treat your mom to a margarita. Remember, you're the reason she drinks! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wander Woman Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Wine was made to bring girlfriends together Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A Poem About Work: Coffee, blah blah blah, drive home, Wine Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: An Irish woman is one who feels deeply, and loves fiercely. She can be soft, but also powerful. She is both practical and spiritual. She is, in essence, a gift. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot...

Full Text: Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable, nearing a mental breakdown, and being fat, everything is great. Thanks. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: Cheer Mom Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Cupcakes are muffins that believed in Miracles Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Dance Mom Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Hustle Hard Girl Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I considered being a stay-at-home mom, until I realized the kids would be there! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I make pour decisions Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'll See Your Hot Mess And Raise You A Walking Disaster Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: In A World Full Of Dicks Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Ladies don't kiss ass, they kick it! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Love will see us through Features: Old Cottage White sign with Black letters and your choice of ribbon color Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: MOM turned upside down spells WOW because moms are amazing! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No Drama Llama Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: No, I don't want to come to your cat's birthday party...freak. My dog is getting married that weekend. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Sugar and spice and everything nice? It's more like barley and hops and a pair of flip flops. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Superwoman: Single - Batwoman: Single - Wonder Woman: Single - I get it now...…I'm single because I'm a superhero. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: There are these kids who stole my heart, they call me nana. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Tiers Of Friendship: 4. We hang out 3. We travel together 2. I would take a bullet for you 1. We talk on the phone. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Treat Yo Self Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: We keep the potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: When someone told me I was living in a fantasy world, I nearly fell off my unicorn! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Wine a bit - you'll feel better! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Yoga class? I thought you said "pour a glass!" Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging