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Safety First - Just kidding, coffee first...safety is like third or fourth
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Safety First - Just kidding, coffee first safety is like third or fourth.
Features:
- Size: 9x12 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Beveled edges
- Routed slot in back for hanging
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