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Mom - n. 1. a female parent; one's mother. 2. a cheerleader who loves her children unconditionally. Always knows best and does the work of many...for free. 3. the one who knows where all your stuff is. (see also: superwoman, chauffeur, runs on coffee, clean your room, because I said so, she who must be obeyed)

Features:

• Size: 7x7 inches
• Made from solid knotty pine
• Routed slot in back for hanging
• Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting