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I'm not self-medicating. The guy from the liquor store...
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I'm not self-medicating. The guy from the liquor store gave me a prescription. Well, he called it a recipt, but stillÂ…
Features:
- Size: 3.5x10 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting
- Routed slot in back for hanging
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