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If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I’d be like, “where’d this nickel come from?” So then there’d be another nickel, and I’d think, “what’s with all the nickels?” Leading to more nickels and confusion until eventually I’d be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why.

Features:

• Size: 7x7 inches
• Made from solid knotty pine
• Routed slot in back for hanging
• Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting