Funny Signs
Funny Wood Signs
We have TONS of funny signs for home or business!
If you want to add a touch of humor and personality to your home décor, our funny wood signs are perfect for you. We make these signs to last, crafting them from high-quality knotty pine wood.
Funny friend signs...check. Funny drinking signs...got 'em. Funny parenting signs...yep. Funny marriage signs...you bet. Funny pet signs…roger. Sarcastic signs, witty signs, punny signs, snarky signs, and signs that just make you laugh...they're all here! With over 40 colors to choose from, your humorous wooden sign from Sawdust City will look great anywhere, and they’re made to last! Entertain family, friends, customers, and passersby in one fell swoop!
Whether you enjoy witty jokes, sarcastic remarks, or puns that make you laugh, our collection has something for everyone. Transform your living space into a place that brings joy and laughter with the funny wood signs collection at Sawdust City.
-
The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest
$24.99Full Text: The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9028$24.99 -
If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard
$44.99Full Text: If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4462$44.99 -
Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency...
$24.99Full Text: Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency on My Part Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5312$24.99 -
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor...
$24.99Full Text: Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up!" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5400$24.99 -
Motto To Live By...General
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Body Thoroughly Used Up, Totally Worn Out And Screaming, Woo Hoo, What...5539$53.99 -
They call me Mimi because I'm too cool to be Grandma!
$24.99Full Text: They call me Mimi because I'm too cool to be Grandma! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5363$24.99 -
5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman: 1. Fine: This is the word women use
$53.99Full Text: 5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman: 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up. 2. Nothing: Means something and you need to be worried. 3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission,...4697$53.99 -
I Love The Nights I Can't Remember With The Friends I Can't Forget
$44.99Full Text: I Love The Nights I Can't Remember With The Friends I Can't Forget Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5654$44.99 -
Agenda for the Day: Let the dog in. Let the dog out...
$44.99Full Text: Agenda for the Day: Let the dog in. Let the dog out. Let the dog in. Let the dog out. Let the dog in. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4689$44.99 -
Business Hours - We Are Open - We Are Open For Business...
$53.99Full Text: Business Hours: We Are Open: We Are Open For Business Most Days About 8:30 am. Some Days As Early As 6 Or 7, But Occasionally As Late As 12:30 Or 1, But Usually Around 9 Unless It's Later. We Are Closed: We Close At 5 Or 6, Sometimes At 4. If...5830$53.99 -
It's All Good
$44.99Full Text: It's All Good Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4298$44.99 -
Our Aim Is To Keep This Bathroom Clean...
$44.99Full Text: Our Aim Is To Keep This Bathroom Clean: Gentlemen - Your aim will help. Stand closer, it's shorter than you think. Ladies - Please remain seated for the entire performance. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges...4504$44.99 -
How To Handle Stress Like A Dog...
$44.99Full Text: How To Handle Stress Like A Dog: If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4468$44.99 -
I'm so busy, I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse
$44.99Full Text: I'm so busy, I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4496$44.99 -
Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm...
$24.99Full Text: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9531$24.99 -
Beware - Dog Can't Hold Its Licker
$44.99Full Text: Beware: Dog Can't Hold Its Licker Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging571$44.99 -
A Man's Motto To Live By - Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave...
$53.99Full Text: A Man's Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intentions Of Arriving Safely In Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Cigar In One Hand Beer In The Other Body Thoroughly Used Up,...5880$53.99 -
Back Off! I have a sister and I'm not afraid to use her!
$24.99Full Text: Back Off! I have a sister and I'm not afraid to use her! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5518$24.99 -
Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings...
$44.99Full Text: Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible like that! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4674$44.99 -
Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Martini
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Martini In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up...979$53.99 -
The Four Stages Of Life - Santa Claus
$44.99Full Text: The Four Stages Of Life: 1. You Believe In Santa Claus 2. You Don't Believe In Santa Claus 3. You Are Santa Claus 4. You Look Like Santa Claus Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for...4000$44.99 -
I Love Cooking With Wine...Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food!
$24.99Full Text: I Love Cooking With Wine...Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5313$24.99 -
Bed & Breakfast ~ You make both
$44.99Full Text: Bed & Breakfast ~ You make both Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4048$44.99 -
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women....
$53.99Full Text: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women. . . 10. You can trade and old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let...4337$53.99 -
They call me Papa because I'm too cool to be Grandpa!
$24.99Full Text: They call me Papa because I'm too cool to be Grandpa! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5364$24.99 -
If you pour it, they will come.
$44.99Full Text: If you pour it, they will come. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4116$44.99 -
Seriously!?
$24.99Full Text: Seriously!? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9144$24.99 -
The Best Thing About Grandma's House...Is Grandpa!
$24.99Full Text: The Best Thing About Grandma's House...Is Grandpa! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5219$24.99 -
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now...
$24.99Full Text: 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...t5517$24.99 -
Cowboy Words of Wisdom - Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day...
$53.99Full Text: Cowboy Words of Wisdom: Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. Always drink upstream from the herd. Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Never miss a...4463$53.99 -
Motto To Live By...Chocolate and Beer
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Beer In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up,...617$53.99 -
I have decided I no longer want to be an adult. So...
$24.99Full Text: I have decided I no longer want to be an adult. So, if anyone needs me, I'll be in my blanket fort...coloring. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5529$24.99 -
I may look calm, but in my mind, I've killed you three times.
$24.99Full Text: I may look calm, but in my mind, I've killed you three times. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9365$24.99 -
I wasn't born in the south, but I got here as fast as I could!
$44.99Full Text: I wasn't born in the south, but I got here as fast as I could! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4050$44.99 -
I Am Lost - I've gone to look for myself. If I should return...
$24.99Full Text: I Am Lost: I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5328$24.99 -
It Is What It Is
$44.99Full Text: It Is What It Is Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5522$44.99 -
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF!
$24.99Full Text: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9223$24.99 -
I Have Flying Monkeys And I'm Not Afraid To Use Them
$59.99Full Text: I Have Flying Monkeys And I'm Not Afraid To Use Them Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5573$59.99 -
Many people have eaten my cooking & gone on to lead normal lives
$44.99Full Text: Many people have eaten my cooking & gone on to lead normal lives Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4521$44.99 -
Motto To Live By...Cigar and Whiskey
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Cigar In One Hand, Whiskey In The Other, Body Throroughly Used Up...4388$53.99 -
They're called "man-hours" because a woman would...
$24.99Full Text: They're called "man-hours" because a woman would finish that shit in 20 minutes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9561$24.99 -
Beer Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy - Benjamin Franklin
$44.99Full Text: Beer Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5529$44.99 -
I smile because you are my daughter, I laugh because...
$24.99Full Text: I smile because you are my daughter, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5376$24.99 -
If You Met My Family You Would Understand
$44.99Full Text: If You Met My Family You Would Understand Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5952$44.99 -
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, What The Hell Happened?!
$44.99Full Text: Mirror Mirror On The Wall, What The Hell Happened?! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5910$44.99 -
I Just Read An Article On The Dangers Of Drinking ...
$24.99Full Text: I Just Read An Article On The Dangers Of Drinking...Scared The Shit Out Of Me. So That's It! After Today, No More Reading! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5311$24.99 -
Livin' the Dream
$24.99Full Text: Livin' the Dream Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5349$24.99 -
Private Sign Do Not Read
$24.99Full Text: Private Sign Do Not Read Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9286$24.99 -
Welcome To Awesomeville - Population: Me
$53.99Full Text: Welcome To Awesomeville - Population: Me Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4791$53.99 -
I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything...
$44.99Full Text: I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4639$44.99 -
Approach Love And Cooking With Reckless Abandon ~The Dalai Lama
$24.99Full Text: Approach Love And Cooking With Reckless Abandon ~The Dalai Lama Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9054$24.99 -
What Happens At Nana & Papa's Stays at Nana & Papa's
$44.99Full Text: What Happens At Nana & Papa's Stays at Nana & Papa's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4287$44.99 -
What Happens At Nana's Stays At Nana's
$44.99Full Text: What Happens At Nana's Stays At Nana's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5542$44.99 -
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning.. [9x12]
$44.99Full Text: Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, she's up!" Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting8335$44.99 -
What Happens On The River Stays On The River
$44.99Full Text: What Happens On The River Stays On The River Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging998$44.99 -
If my dog doesn't like you, I don't like you.
$24.99Full Text: If my dog doesn't like you, I don't like you. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9438$24.99 -
Old Age Ain't For Sissies ~ Bette Davis
$44.99Full Text: Old Age Ain't For Sissies ~ Bette Davis Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging598$44.99 -
To save time, let's just assume I'm never wrong.
$24.99Full Text: To save time, let's just assume I'm never wrong. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9239$24.99 -
I don't give a rat's ass. (picture of rat and donkey)
$24.99Full Text: I don't give a rat's ass. (picture of rat and donkey) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5318$24.99 -
The Right Shoes Can Change Your Life ~ Cinderella
$44.99Full Text: The Right Shoes Can Change Your Life ~ Cinderella Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5517$44.99 -
What Happens At The Cottage Stays At The Cottage
$59.99Full Text: What Happens At The Cottage Stays At The Cottage Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5666$59.99 -
Fluent in Sarcasm
$24.99Full Text: Fluent in Sarcasm Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9251$24.99 -
I Haven't Been The Same Since That House Fell On My Sister (large)
$64.99Full Text: I Haven't Been The Same Since That House Fell On My Sister Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging379$64.99 -
Motto To Live By - Scotch and Cigar
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Scotch In One Hand, Cigar In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up,...4477$53.99 -
You Had Me At Woof!
$24.99Full Text: You Had Me At Woof! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5247$24.99 -
Welcome Friends...Relatives By Appointment
$44.99Full Text: Welcome Friends...Relatives By Appointment Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5564$44.99 -
If I smell like peppermint, I gave my horse treats. If I smell...
$24.99Full Text: If I smell like peppermint, I gave my horse treats. If I smell like shampoo, I gave him a bath. If I smell like manure...I tripped. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat...s9392$24.99 -
Mudroom - The Dirt Stops Here
$44.99Full Text: Mudroom - The Dirt Stops Here Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging365$44.99 -
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
$44.99Full Text: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging839$44.99 -
Dinner Is Poured!
$24.99Full Text: Dinner Is Poured! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9008$24.99 -
If a man speaks in the middle of a forest...
$53.99Full Text: If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4449$53.99 -
Wag, and the world wags with you. Howl, and they put you outside
$44.99Full Text: Wag, and the world wags with you. Howl, and they put you outside. ~ Lady and the Tramp Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4315$44.99 -
God, Please Tell Mama That Cowboys Don't Take Baths...
$44.99Full Text: God, Please Tell Mama That Cowboys Don't Take Baths, They Just Dust Off! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4029$44.99 -
I have flying monkeys...and I'm not afraid to use them! (simple)
$24.99Full Text: I have flying monkeys... and I'm not afraid to use them! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9939$24.99 -
Oops! Did I Just Say That Out Loud?!
$24.99Full Text: Oops! Did I Just Say That Out Loud?! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9083$24.99 -
Irish Blessing - As You Slide Down The Banister Of Life...
$44.99Full Text: Irish Blessing: As You Slide Down The Banister Of Life May The Splinters Never Point The Wrong Way Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging873$44.99 -
Today's Menu - Take It Or Leave It
$44.99Full Text: Today's Menu: Take It Or Leave It Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging609$44.99 -
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes...
$24.99Full Text: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging...s9173$24.99 -
I'm a hybrid - I run on chocolate and wine!
$24.99Full Text: I'm a hybrid - I run on chocolate and wine! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5277$24.99 -
You Think You Can Hurt My Feelings? I Used To Hold The Flashlight...
$24.99Full Text: You Think You Can Hurt My Feelings? I Used To Hold The Flashlight For My Dad. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6446$24.99 -
Motto To Live By - Cigarette and Beer
$53.99Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways. Cigarette In One Hand Beer In The Other Body Thoroughly Used Up,...5898$53.99 -
My doctor said I needed glasses...
$44.99Full Text: My doctor said I needed glasses... Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4559$44.99 -
The 5 Love Languages (as applied to tacos)...
$44.99Full Text: The 5 Love Languages (as applied to tacos) - Words of Affirmation: your tacos are delicious. Acts of Service: I made you tacos. Receiving Gifts: Here's a taco. Quality Time: Let's go out for tacos together. Physical Touch: Let me hold you like...8559$44.99 -
What Happens In The RV Stays In The RV
$24.99Full Text: What Happens In The RV Stays In The RV Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt697$24.99 -
Wine Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy
$44.99Full Text: Wine Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5531$44.99 -
You're Never Too Old To Do Goofy Stuff. - Ward Cleaver Quote
$44.99Full Text: You're Never Too Old To Do Goofy Stuff. - Ward Cleaver, Leave It To Beaver Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4266$44.99 -
Happiness Is Finding Two Olives In Your Martini When You Are Hungry
$44.99Full Text: Happiness Is Finding Two Olives In Your Martini When You Are Hungry. ~ Johnny Carson Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5856$44.99 -
I will not yell in class. I will not throw things in class...
$44.99Full Text: I will not yell in class. I will not throw things in class. I will not have a temper tantrum. I will always be good. ...because I am the teacher. I am the teacher. I am the teacher... Features: Size: 9x12 Made from solid knotty pine Flat...4810$44.99 -
If I Were You I'd Turn Back Now
$44.99Full Text: If I Were You I'd Turn Back Now Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5607$44.99 -
Welcome To The Jungle
$24.99Full Text: Welcome To The Jungle Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9065$24.99 -
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did...
$44.99Full Text: Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, only she did it backwards and in high heels! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4230$44.99 -
Life is short. Eat dessert first.
$24.99Full Text: Life is short. Eat dessert first. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9249$24.99 -
Thou Shalt Not Whine
$44.99Full Text: Thou Shalt Not Whine Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging608$44.99 -
![Sea Hag [see hag] noun. A mermaid before she has her coffee. | Funny Women's Mermaid Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-86d67/images/stencil/350x350/products/8220/11673/t6060_SeaHag_TURQ-COTT__26743.1728399958.jpg?c=2 "Sea Hag [see hag] noun. A mermaid before she has her coffee. | Funny Women's Mermaid Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs")
![Sea Hag [see hag] noun. A mermaid before she has her coffee. | Funny Women's Mermaid Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-86d67/images/stencil/350x350/products/8220/21189/t6060_SeaHagAMermaid_COTT-BLK__99809.1728399964.jpg?c=2 "Sea Hag [see hag] noun. A mermaid before she has her coffee. | Funny Women's Mermaid Sign | Sawdust City Wood Signs")
Sea Hag [see hag] noun. A mermaid before she has her coffee.
$24.99Full Text: Sea Hag [see hag] noun. A mermaid before she has her coffee. | Funny Women's Mermaid Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...t6060$24.99 -
We'll Always Be Best Friends...Because You Know Too Much!
$44.99Full Text: We'll Always Be Best Friends...Because You Know Too Much! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4036$44.99 -
What happens at Grammie's stays at Grammie's
$44.99Full Text: What happens at Grammie's stays at Grammie's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4058$44.99 -
You say I'm a WITCH like it's a bad thing.
$44.99Full Text: You say I'm a WITCH like it's a bad thing. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4662$44.99 -
Beware Of Wife
$44.99Full Text: Beware Of Wife Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging891$44.99 -
Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol...
$24.99Full Text: Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol. Your choice. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5794$24.99 -
I Didn't Ask To Be Queen But Hey, If The Crown Fits
$44.99Full Text: I Didn't Ask To Be Queen But Hey, If The Crown Fits Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5719$44.99