Funny Signs
Funny Wood Signs
We have TONS of funny signs for home or business!
If you want to add a touch of humor and personality to your home décor, our funny wood signs are perfect for you. We make these signs to last, crafting them from high-quality knotty pine wood.
Funny friend signs...check. Funny drinking signs...got 'em. Funny parenting signs...yep. Funny marriage signs...you bet. Funny pet signs…roger. Sarcastic signs, witty signs, punny signs, snarky signs, and signs that just make you laugh...they're all here! With over 40 colors to choose from, your humorous wooden sign from Sawdust City will look great anywhere, and they’re made to last! Entertain family, friends, customers, and passersby in one fell swoop!
Whether you enjoy witty jokes, sarcastic remarks, or puns that make you laugh, our collection has something for everyone. Transform your living space into a place that brings joy and laughter with the funny wood signs collection at Sawdust City.
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Hell Hath No Fury Like A Dad Whose Tools Are Missing
$44.99Full Text: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Dad Whose Tools Are Missing Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5089$44.99 -
I Don't Skinny Dip I Chunky Dunk
$44.99Full Text: I Don't Skinny Dip I Chunky Dunk Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging545$44.99 -
I Keep Hitting The Escape Button But I'm Still Here
$44.99Full Text: I Keep Hitting The Escape Button But I'm Still Here Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5732$44.99 -
If you're waiting for a sign, this is it.
$44.99Full Text: If you're waiting for a sign, this is it. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4907$44.99 -
Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency on My Part [9x12]
$44.99Full Text: Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency on My Part Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...8337$44.99 -
Laundry Room...Drop Your Drawers Here
$44.99Full Text: Laundry Room...Drop Your Drawers Here Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging655$44.99 -
Money Isn't Everything (But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch)
$44.99Full Text: Money Isn't Everything (But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging832$44.99 -
My doctor said I needed glasses...
$44.99Full Text: My doctor said I needed glasses... Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4559$44.99 -
Put On Your Big Girl Panties & Deal With It
$44.99Full Text: Put On Your Big Girl Panties & Deal With It Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging317$44.99 -
The 5 Love Languages (as applied to tacos)...
$44.99Full Text: The 5 Love Languages (as applied to tacos) - Words of Affirmation: your tacos are delicious. Acts of Service: I made you tacos. Receiving Gifts: Here's a taco. Quality Time: Let's go out...8559$44.99 -
What Happens With The Sisters Stays With The Sisters
$44.99Full Text: What Happens With The Sisters Stays With The Sisters Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4634$44.99 -
Wine Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy
$44.99Full Text: Wine Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5531$44.99 -
20 Percent Stud 80 Percent Muffin
$44.99Full Text: 20 Percent Stud 80 Percent Muffin Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5651$44.99 -
Cats Are Like Potato Chips. It's Hard To Have Just One!
$44.99Full Text: Cats Are Like Potato Chips. It's Hard To Have Just One! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5639$44.99 -
Coffee, Chocolate, Men...The Richer The Better
$44.99Full Text: Coffee, Chocolate, Men...The Richer The Better Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging750$44.99 -
Dysfunction Junction
$44.99Full Text: Dysfunction Junction Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging331$44.99 -
Happiness Is Finding Two Olives In Your Martini When You Are Hungry
$44.99Full Text: Happiness Is Finding Two Olives In Your Martini When You Are Hungry. ~ Johnny Carson Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5856$44.99 -
I Feel A Sin Coming On
$44.99Full Text: I Feel A Sin Coming On Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5869$44.99 -
I will not yell in class. I will not throw things in class...
$44.99Full Text: I will not yell in class. I will not throw things in class. I will not have a temper tantrum. I will always be good. ...because I am the teacher. I am the teacher. I am the teacher.....4810$44.99 -
I Work Hard So My Horse Can Have A Better Life
$44.99Full Text: I Work Hard So My Horse Can Have A Better Life Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5790$44.99 -
If I Were You I'd Turn Back Now
$44.99Full Text: If I Were You I'd Turn Back Now Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5607$44.99 -
My Indian Name Is Runs With Beer
$44.99Full Text: My Indian Name Is Runs With Beer Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging628$44.99 -
Old Age And Treachery Always Triumph Over Youth And Skill
$44.99Full Text: Old Age And Treachery Always Triumph Over Youth And Skill Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging837$44.99 -
Retirement - Twice As Much Husband, Half As Much Money
$44.99Full Text: Retirement: Twice As Much Husband, Half As Much Money Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging472$44.99 -
She who dies with the most cowboy boots...wins!
$44.99Full Text: She who dies with the most cowboy boots...wins! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4763$44.99 -
Slow! Grandparents At Play
$44.99Full Text: Slow! Grandparents At Play Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging870$44.99 -
What Happens At The Beach Stays At The Beach
$44.99Full Text: What Happens At The Beach Stays At The Beach Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging738$44.99 -
When All Else Fails Ask Mimi
$44.99Full Text: When All Else Fails Ask Mimi Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5659$44.99 -
A fisherman lives here with a normal person.
$44.99Full Text: A fisherman lives here with a normal person. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4074$44.99 -
Business Hours Subject To Change During Fishing Season
$44.99Full Text: Business Hours Subject To Change During Fishing Season Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5753$44.99 -
Can We Declare A Snow Day
$44.99Full Text: Can We Declare A Snow Day Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5014$44.99 -
Danger! Women Cocktailing
$44.99Full Text: Danger! Women Cocktailing Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4458$44.99 -
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you forgot
$44.99Full Text: Dear Karma, I have a list of people you forgot Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4864$44.99 -
I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time!
$44.99Full Text: I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4878$44.99 -
The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest (grooved) (7x18)
$44.99Full Text: The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Grooved for a slat-sign appearance Flat edges - sanded and stained for...g9028$44.99 -
Treat you as good as my dog? I don't think so!
$44.99Full Text: Treat you as good as my dog? I don't think so! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4656$44.99 -
We interrupt this marriage to bring you fishing season.
$44.99Full Text: We interrupt this marriage to bring you fishing season. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4130$44.99 -
What Happens In The Tiki Hut Stays In The Tiki Hut
$44.99Full Text: What Happens In The Tiki Hut Stays In The Tiki Hut Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging231$44.99 -
Wine A Bit You'll Feel Better
$44.99Full Text: Wine A Bit You'll Feel Better Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging583$44.99 -
All You Need Is Love And A Beer
$44.99Full Text: All You Need Is Love And A Beer Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4261$44.99 -
Business Hours Subject To Change During Hunting Season
$44.99Full Text: Business Hours Subject To Change During Hunting Season Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5752$44.99 -
Don't Mess With The Cooks Buns
$44.99Full Text: Don't Mess With The Cooks Buns Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging835$44.99 -
If it has tits or tires it's gonna cost you money!
$44.99Full Text: If it has tits or tires it's gonna cost you money! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4342$44.99 -
If The Broom Fits, Ride It!
$44.99Full Text: If The Broom Fits, Ride It! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging534$44.99 -
Let's settle this like adults (rock, paper, scissors)
$44.99Full Text: Let's settle this like adults (rock, paper, scissors) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4647$44.99 -
No Pissy Attitudes
$44.99Full Text: No Pissy Attitudes Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging895$44.99 -
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground...
$44.99Full Text: Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid...4781$44.99 -
The cat will ignore you in the order you arrive
$44.99Full Text: The cat will ignore you in the order you arrive Features: Size: 7x18 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging4812$44.99 -
This Mess Is A Place
$44.99Full Text: This Mess Is A Place Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging546$44.99 -
What happens at the lake...goes on Facebook!
$44.99Full Text: What happens at the lake...goes on Facebook! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4896$44.99 -
What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate ~ The Warden
$44.99Full Text: What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate ~ The Warden Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging989$44.99 -
Wine takes the bitch right out of me!
$44.99Full Text: Wine takes the bitch right out of me! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4610$44.99 -
Work With Me People.
$44.99Full Text: Work With Me People. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5080$44.99 -
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"
$44.99Full Text: A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4631$44.99 -
Be Nice Or Go Away
$44.99Full Text: Be Nice Or Go Away Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging286$44.99 -
Cinderella Goes To The Ball & Takes It To The Net!
$44.99Full Text: Cinderella Goes To The Ball & Takes It To The Net! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5944$44.99 -
Deadlines Amuse Me
$44.99Full Text: Deadlines Amuse Me Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging622$44.99 -
I believe if your boots are cool enough...
$44.99Full Text: I believe if your boots are cool enough, no one will notice anything else! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4641$44.99 -
If It Weren't For The Last Minute Nothing Would Ever Get Done
$44.99Full Text: If It Weren't For The Last Minute Nothing Would Ever Get Done Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging924$44.99 -
Instant Human Just Add Coffee
$44.99Full Text: Instant Human Just Add Coffee Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging907$44.99 -
It Takes A Lot Of Talent To Get A Month Behind In One Day
$44.99Full Text: It Takes A Lot Of Talent To Get A Month Behind In One Day Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging214$44.99 -
Quitcherbellyachin
$44.99Full Text: Quitcherbellyachin Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging841$44.99 -
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did...
$44.99Full Text: Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, only she did it backwards and in high heels! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in...4230$44.99 -
Some Days You're The Dog, Some Days You're The Hydrant
$44.99Full Text: Some Days You're The Dog, Some Days You're The Hydrant Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5073$44.99 -
Someday My Ship Will Come In (I'm Sure I'll Be At The Airport)
$44.99Full Text: Someday My Ship Will Come In (I'm Sure I'll Be At The Airport) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging868$44.99 -
Too much of a good thing is wonderful! ~ Mae West
$44.99Full Text: Too much of a good thing is wonderful! ~ Mae West Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4087$44.99 -
Why Limit Happy To An Hour?!
$44.99Full Text: Why Limit Happy To An Hour?! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5793$44.99 -
Will work for Shoes and Wine!
$44.99Full Text: Will work for Shoes and Wine! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4609$44.99 -
You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here. We'll Train You
$44.99Full Text: You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here. We'll Train You Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5632$44.99 -
A Woman Without A Man Is Like A Fish Without A Bicycle
$44.99Full Text: A Woman Without A Man Is Like A Fish Without A Bicycle Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging716$44.99 -
Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You...
$44.99Full Text: Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You. Ask Only What Kind Of Beer You Can Get Me Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5711$44.99 -
Bathroom Rules - Wash Brush Floss Flush
$44.99Full Text:Bathroom Rules: Wash Brush Floss FlushFeatures:Size: 9x12 inchesMade from solid knotty pineBeveled edgesRouted slot in back for hanging937$44.99 -
Chocolate Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy
$44.99Full Text: Chocolate Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5530$44.99 -
Danger! Women Wining
$44.99Full Text: Danger! Women Wining Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4460$44.99 -
Deja Moo - The Feeling You've Heard This Bull Before
$44.99Full Text: Deja Moo: The Feeling You've Heard This Bull Before Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5950$44.99 -
Got Wine?
$44.99Full Text: Got Wine? Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5009$44.99 -
How to Please a Woman - Love her, die for her, take her to dinner
$44.99Full Text: How to Please a Woman: Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the game for her, buy her jewelry, be interested in what she has to say... How to Please a Man: Show up naked. Bring...4095$44.99 -
I tell you, we are here on earth to fart around. Kurt Vonnegut Quote
$44.99Full Text: I tell you, we are here on earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you anything different. ~ Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges...4085$44.99 -
If I only had a tiara and nice cape I could rule the world!
$44.99Full Text: If I only had a tiara and nice cape I could rule the world! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4406$44.99 -
If Idiots Grew On Trees, This Place Would Be An Orchard
$44.99Full Text: If Idiots Grew On Trees, This Place Would Be An Orchard Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging581$44.99 -
If You Are Smoking In Here You Had Better Be On Fire
$44.99Full Text:If You Are Smoking In Here You Had Better Be On FireFeatures:Size: 9x12 inchesMade from solid knotty pineBeveled edgesRouted slot in back for hanging721$44.99 -
Laundry...Pretreat...Today ~ Sort...Tomorrow ~ Wash...Later
$44.99Full Text:Laundry.. Pretreat..Today ~ Sort....Tomorrow ~ Wash...Later ~ Dry... Soon ~ Fold...Maybe ~ Iron...Get RealFeatures:Size: 7x18 inchesMade from solid knotty pineBeveled edgesRouted slot in...359$44.99 -
My Indian Name Is Running Tab
$44.99Full Text: My Indian Name Is Running Tab Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5841$44.99 -
Ool...Notice There Is No P In Our Pool..Let's Keep It That Way
$44.99Full Text: Ool...Notice There Is No P In Our Pool..Let's Keep It That Way Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5537$44.99 -
Safety First - Just kidding, coffee first...safety is like third or fourth
$44.99Full Text: Safety First - Just kidding, coffee firstÂ…safety is like third or fourth. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8545$44.99 -
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse!
$44.99Full Text: Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4052$44.99 -
Talk To The Paw
$44.99Full Text: Talk To The Paw Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5638$44.99 -
The Voices Told Me To Go Skiing
$44.99Full Text: The Voices Told Me To Go Skiing Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5780$44.99 -
Thou Shalt Not Whine
$44.99Full Text: Thou Shalt Not Whine Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging608$44.99 -
Too many books? I think what you mean is not enough bookshelves. (9x12)
$44.99Full Text: Too many books? I think what you mean is not enough bookshelves. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8383$44.99 -
Wag More Bark Less
$44.99Full Text: Wag More Bark Less Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5984$44.99 -
What Happens In The Garage Stays In The Garage (large)
$44.99Full Text: What Happens In The Garage Stays In The Garage (large) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5527$44.99 -
5 Out Of 4 People Have A Problem With Fractions
$44.99Full Text: 5 Out Of 4 People Have A Problem With Fractions Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging922$44.99 -
Any Hour Is Happy Hour!
$44.99Full Text: Any Hour Is Happy Hour! Features: Size: 3.25x30 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingk6018$44.99 -
Beware of Wiener! (picture of dachshund)
$44.99Full Text: Beware of Wiener! (picture of dachshund) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4107$44.99 -
Do I Look Like A Freakin' People Person?!
$44.99Full Text: Do I Look Like A Freakin' People Person?! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5039$44.99 -
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things
$44.99Full Text: Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. - Steven Tyler Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4671$44.99 -
Free Coffee Tomorrow
$44.99Full Text: Free Coffee Tomorrow Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4209$44.99 -
Get Down On Your Knees And Thank God You Are Still On Your Feet
$44.99Full Text: Get Down On Your Knees And Thank God You Are Still On Your Feet - Irish Saying Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5081$44.99 -
How Can I Control My Life If I Can't Control My Hair?
$44.99Full Text: How Can I Control My Life If I Can't Control My Hair? Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging906$44.99