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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"
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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"
Features:
- Size: 7x18 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Beveled edges
- Routed slot in back for hanging
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