Funny Signs
Funny Wood Signs
We have TONS of funny signs for home or business!
If you want to add a touch of humor and personality to your home décor, our funny wood signs are perfect for you. We make these signs to last, crafting them from high-quality knotty pine wood.
Funny friend signs...check. Funny drinking signs...got 'em. Funny parenting signs...yep. Funny marriage signs...you bet. Funny pet signs…roger. Sarcastic signs, witty signs, punny signs, snarky signs, and signs that just make you laugh...they're all here! With over 40 colors to choose from, your humorous wooden sign from Sawdust City will look great anywhere, and they’re made to last! Entertain family, friends, customers, and passersby in one fell swoop!
Whether you enjoy witty jokes, sarcastic remarks, or puns that make you laugh, our collection has something for everyone. Transform your living space into a place that brings joy and laughter with the funny wood signs collection at Sawdust City.
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I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This Today, But You're A Good Mom. Those Kids Are Just Bad. They Probably Get It From Their Dad.
$44.99Full Text: I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This Today, But You're A Good Mom. Those Kids Are Just Bad. They Probably Get It From Their Dad. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging9313$44.99 -
I don't skate through life David, I walk through life...
$24.99Full Text: I don't skate through life David, I walk through life in really nice shoes. - Alexis Rose Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6011$24.99 -
I don't watch soccer. If I wanted to watch someone struggle...
$24.99Full Text: I don't watch soccer. If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd take my friends out to the bar. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5724$24.99 -
I find myself using the word "shitshow" significantly more...
$24.99Full Text: I find myself using the word "shitshow" significantly more than I used to. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5985$24.99 -
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I go the extra mile. Usually because I'm lost.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I go the extra mile. Usually because I'm lost. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9807Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I hate everyone & pants
$24.99Full Text: I hate everyone & pants Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6237$24.99 -
I Have Two Moods: 1. Namaste. 2. I Will Cut You.
$24.99Full Text: I Have Two Moods: 1. Namaste. 2. I Will Cut You. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt7076$24.99 -
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I hope that wherever my hair ties go they're happy...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I hope that wherever my hair ties go they're happy. That's all that matters. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9903Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9921Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good!
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I intend to live forever. So far, so good! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9947Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I just did a week's worth of cardio after...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9922Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I Just Fired Myself From Cleaning My House.
$24.99Full Text: I Just Fired Myself From Cleaning My House. I Don't Like My Attitude & I Got Caught Drinking On The Job. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6750$24.99 -
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I love summer - Last year it was on a Wednesday
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I love summer - Last year it was on a Wednesday Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings10026Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I Only Wanted 10 Chickens, But If God Wanted Me To Have 20...
$24.99Full Text: I Only Wanted 10 Chickens, But If God Wanted Me To Have 20, Then 40 It Is! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6663$24.99 -
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I Play With Wieners (dachshund pic)
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I Play With Wieners (dachshund pic) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittings10069Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I saw an attractive man spank his kid at McDonalds after...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I saw an attractive man spank his kid at McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, so I also threw mine on the ground. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...s9872Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I say I have insomnia. But all I really have is a good book and...
$44.99Full Text: I say I have insomnia. But all I really have is a good book and... Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8667$44.99 -
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I see no good reason to act my age
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I see no good reason to act my age Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9974Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes...She hugged me.
$24.99Full Text: I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakesÂ…She hugged me. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5952$24.99 -
I try to avoid things that make me fat. Like scales, mirrors...
$24.99Full Text: I try to avoid things that make me fat. Like scales, mirrors, and photographs. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5725$24.99 -
I wanted to go jogging, but Proverbs 28:1 says, "the wicked run when... (7x18)
$44.99Full Text: I wanted to go jogging, but Proverbs 28:1 says, "the wicked run when no one is chasing them." So there's thatÂ… Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8546$44.99 -
I was trying to lose weight. Then I saw a cake and a cake saw me.
$24.99Full Text: I was trying to lose weight. Then I saw a cake and a cake saw me... | Wood XXX Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6053$24.99 -
I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass
$24.99Full Text: I will see your sarcasm and raise you some sass Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5649$24.99 -
I Wish Morgan Freeman Narrated My Life
$24.99Full Text: I Wish Morgan Freeman Narrated My Life Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5716$24.99 -
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I wonder if there's a taco out there thinking of me too.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I wonder if there's a taco out there thinking of me too. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9966Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I'd be 100% more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled...
$24.99Full Text: I'd be 100% more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5660$24.99 -
I'd grow my own food if I could just find bacon seeds
$24.99Full Text: I'd grow my own food if I could just find bacon seeds Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5723$24.99 -
I'm Currently Experiencing Life At Several WTF's Per Hour
$24.99Full Text: I'm Currently Experiencing Life At Several WTF's Per Hour Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6694$24.99 -
I'm fat because I have too much personality to fit...
$24.99Full Text: I'm fat because I have too much personality to fit in a skinny body! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5745$24.99 -
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad...
$24.99Full Text: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5789$24.99 -
I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. There's a difference
$24.99Full Text: I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. There's a difference. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5855$24.99 -
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I'm not bossy, I'm the boss.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm not bossy, I'm the boss. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9952Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I'm not having a glass of wine. I'm having six...
$24.99Full Text: I'm not having a glass of wine. I'm having six. It's called a "tasting" and it's classy. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7112$24.99 -
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I'm not lazy I'm cat-like
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm not lazy I'm cat-like Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9769Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I'm not perfect, I have a crack in my ass
$24.99Full Text: I'm not perfect, I have a crack in my ass. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5874$24.99 -
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I'm not self-medicating. The guy from the liquor store...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm not self-medicating. The guy from the liquor store gave me a prescription. Well, he called it a recipt, but stillÂ… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s9893Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I'm on Pinterest because time isn't going to kill itself.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm on Pinterest because time isn't going to kill itself. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9919Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I'm really not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking
$24.99Full Text: I'm really not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7225$24.99 -
I'm sorry I am so cranky. I'm in my terrible 50's right now.
$24.99Full Text: I'm sorry I am so cranky. I'm in my terrible 50's right now. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6166$24.99 -
I'm totally rad - dill with it (picture of radish & pickle)
$24.99Full Text: I'm totally rad - dill with it (picture of radish & pickle) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5681$24.99 -
I've Got 99 Problems & 420 Solutions
$24.99Full Text: I've Got 99 Problems & 420 Solutions Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt7075$24.99 -
I've reached the age where all I exercise is caution.
$24.99Full Text: I've reached the age where all I exercise is caution. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5703$24.99 -
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If I cant' fix it, it must not be broken.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If I cant' fix it, it must not be broken. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9772Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Got Confused...
$24.99Full Text: If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I’d be like, “where’d this nickel come from?” So then there’d be another nickel, and I’d think, “what’s with all the nickels?” Leading to...t6412$24.99 -
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If someone is wearing camouflage, make sure to walk...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If someone is wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9805Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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If stupid could fly, you'd be a jet.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If stupid could fly, you'd be a jet. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9964Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it. - Mark Twain
$44.99Full Text: If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it. - Mark Twain Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8356$44.99 -
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If you had to choose between eating tacos or being skinny...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If you had to choose between eating tacos or being skinny for the rest of your life, would you choose hard or soft shell? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s9871Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If you want breakfast in bed... sleep in the kitchen
$24.99Full Text: If you want breakfast in bed... sleep in the kitchen Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6236$24.99 -
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It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy holiday anxiety. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10212Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
It's the dog's house I just pay the mortgage
$24.99Full Text: It's the dog's house I just pay the mortage Features: Size:7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6470$24.99 -
Just beat it (picture of hand mixer)
$24.99Full Text: Just beat it (picture of hand mixer) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5860$24.99 -
Just sitting here overthinking the joy out of everything
$24.99Full Text: Just sitting here overthinking the joy out of everything Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6105$24.99 -
Kids Today Are Soft. I Died Once When I Was Five, And My Mom Made Me...
$24.99Full Text: Kids Today Are Soft. I Died Once When I Was Five, And My Mom Made Me... Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6373$24.99 -
Know Your Shits: Bullshit - Not true. Horseshit - Nonsense...
$44.99Full Text: Know Your Shits: Bullshit - Not true. Horseshit - Nonsense. Apeshit - Rambunctious. Batshit - Insane. Chickenshit - Cowardly. Dogshit - Very poor quality. No Shit - Obviously. Holy Shit - Mind-blowing. Hot Shit - Very good. Dipshit - A total...9356$44.99 -
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kuchisabishii (Japanese) When you're not hungry, but you eat because...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: kuchisabishii (Japanese) When you're not hungry, but you eat because your mouth is lonely. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10140Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on facebook
$24.99Full Text: May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on facebook Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5883$24.99 -
Me: "I'm In My Prime." My Knees: The F*@k You Are.
$24.99Full Text: Me: "I'm In My Prime." My Knees: The F*@k You Are. Size: 7x7 inches Features: Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6620$24.99 -
Me: I'm just gonna open this drawer. Tongs: The hell you are.
$24.99Full Text: Me: I'm just gonna open this drawer. Tongs: The hell you are. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6110$24.99 -
Me: Sometimes I talk To Myself. Me: OMG Same!
$24.99Full Text: Me: Sometimes I talk To Myself. Me: OMG Same! Size: 7x7 inchesFeatures: Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6621$24.99 -
meh.
$24.99Full Text: meh. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5667$24.99 -
Moody with a chance of Crabby
$24.99Full Text: Moody with a chance of Crabby Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5707$24.99 -
Mountains aren't funny, they're hill areas.
$24.99Full Text: Mountains aren't funny, they're hill areas. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6021$24.99 -
My cat and I talk sh*t about you.
$24.99Full Text: My cat and I talk shit about you. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6113$24.99 -
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My goal is to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go!
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: My goal is to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9927Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
My heart says CHOCOLATE & WINE but my jeans say, for the love of God...
$24.99Full Text: My heart says CHOCOLATE & WINE but my jeans say, for the love of God, woman eat a salad! Features: Size:7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6480$24.99 -
My Housekeeping Style Is Best Described As...
$24.99Full Text: My Housekeeping Style Is Best Described As "There Appears To Have Been A Struggle." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt7048$24.99 -
My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own Dateline Special
$24.99Full Text: My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own Dateline special Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7155$24.99 -
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My life feels like a test I didn't study for. And...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: My life feels like a test I didn't study for. And everyone' being a jerk and not letting me cheat! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9723Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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My life is a balance between wanting to correct grammar, and...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: My life is a balance between wanting to correct grammar, and wanting to have friends. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9956Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
My Other Car Is A Broom
$44.99Full Text: My Other Car Is A Broom Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging929$44.99 -
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10219Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Never blame others for the road you're on, that's your own asphalt
$24.99Full Text: Never blame others for the road you're on, that's your own asphalt Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6244$24.99 -
Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
$24.99Full Text: Never trust an atom, they make up everything. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5685$24.99 -
Nice rack! (picture of moose)
$24.99Full Text: Nice rack! (picture of moose) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5670$24.99 -
No Matter What You Are Going Through, Always Try To Help People...
$24.99Full Text: No matter what you are going through, always try to help people. So instead of saying "Fuck off" ask, "How can I help you fuck off?" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for...t6379$24.99 -
No offense, but… phrase - 1. Prepare to be offended.
$24.99Full Text: No offense, but… phrase [no 'uh-fens but] 1. Prepare to be offended. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7265$24.99 -
No Prob-llama
$44.99Full Text: No Prob-llama Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8576$44.99 -
No Soup For You! (soup nazi from Seinfeld)
$24.99Full Text: No Soup For You! (soup nazi from Seinfeld) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7277$24.99 -
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Nobody wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your kale and be sad.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Nobody wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your kale and be sad. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hangings10061Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Nope, not today.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Nope, not today. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9816Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Not Bossy Just Aggressively Helpful
$24.99Full Text: Not Bossy Just Aggressively Helpful Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt7049$24.99 -
Not Today Pecker
$44.99Full Text: Not Today Pecker Features: Size: 9X12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging9180$44.99 -
Nothing like the smell of oil in the morning
$24.99Full Text: Nothing like the smell of oil in the morning Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5671$24.99 -
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
$24.99Full Text: Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6023$24.99 -
Nurses can't fix stupid, but we can sedate it
$24.99Full Text: Nurses can't fix stupid, but we can sedate it Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6116$24.99 -
Of course life is a bitch...
$24.99Full Text: Of course life is a bitch. | Snarky Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6058$24.99 -
Oh For Peeps Sake!
$24.99Full Text: Oh For Peeps Sake! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6380$24.99 -
Old Is Gold (or so I'm told) a Poem About Aging
$44.99Full Text: Old Is Gold (or so I'm told) a Poem About Aging. I cannot see, I cannot pee, I'm scared by new technology. I cannot chew, I cannot screw. For crying out loud, what can I do? My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, I don't much care what anyone...9357$44.99 -
One Martini, Two Martini, Three Martini, Floor!
$44.99Full Text: One Martini, Two Martini, Three Martini, Floor! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging677$44.99 -
One Minute You're Young And Fun. And Next, You're Turning Down...
$24.99Full Text: One Minute You're Young And Fun. And Next, You're Turning Down The Stereo In Your Car To See Better Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6434$24.99 -
Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses.
$24.99Full Text: Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5809$24.99 -
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People: You can't expect to eat junk food, never work out...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: People: You can't expect to eat junk food, never work out, and get great abs. Me: Well, first of all, through God, all things are possibleÂ…, so jot that down. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...s9928Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take two seconds...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take two seconds. Instead, I'm going to run over it 100 times with my vacuum at different angles. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...s9725Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Please excuse the mess. Our standards have lowered with each child
$44.99Full Text: Please excuse the mess. Our standards have lowered with each child Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8533$44.99 -
Pretending I have my shit together
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Real men do laundry
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Rock always beats paper and scissors
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Rule 1: Measure Twice, Cut Onc
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Sativa to change the things I can, Indica to accept the things I can't
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