Dear Santa, This year, I would like a big fat bank account...
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Dear Santa, This year, I would like a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please, don't get them mixed-up like you did last year. - Thanks
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- Size: 9x12 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Beveled edges
- Routed slot in back for hanging
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