My promise to my children: For as long as I live I will...
- SKU:
- 8109
- Availability:
- Made to order. Usually ships in 2-3 business days.
- Shipping:
- $4.99 (Fixed Shipping Cost)
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Description
Full Text:
My promise to my children: For as long as I live I will always be your parent first and your friend second. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare and hunt you down like a bloodhound when I have to, because I love you. When you understand that, I will know you have become a responsible adult. You will never find anyone else in your life who loves, prays, cares, and worries about you more than I do. If you don't mutter under your breath "I hate you" at least once in your life, I am not doing my job properly.
Features:
- Size: 9x36 inches
- Made from solid knotty pine
- Beveled edges
- Routed slot in back for hanging
Color Palette
We do our best to represent colors accurately, but viewing screens vary from one to another, and from real life.
If you'd like to order a set of color chips, please call 800-717-3031.
If you'd like to order a set of color chips, please call 800-717-3031.
3 Reviews
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Wall plaque
As described. Color is on point. Wonderful job.
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Perfect gift for a mother with kids at the age where they push her buttons. It will be great to remind them that she makes the rules because she loves them.
Happy to find a gift that will be important for years
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I was very pleased with the product and prompt delivery.
I was very satisfied with the quality and workmanship of the item.
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