Funny Signs
Funny Wood Signs
We have TONS of funny signs for home or business!
If you want to add a touch of humor and personality to your home décor, our funny wood signs are perfect for you. We make these signs to last, crafting them from high-quality knotty pine wood.
Funny friend signs...check. Funny drinking signs...got 'em. Funny parenting signs...yep. Funny marriage signs...you bet. Funny pet signs…roger. Sarcastic signs, witty signs, punny signs, snarky signs, and signs that just make you laugh...they're all here! With over 40 colors to choose from, your humorous wooden sign from Sawdust City will look great anywhere, and they’re made to last! Entertain family, friends, customers, and passersby in one fell swoop!
Whether you enjoy witty jokes, sarcastic remarks, or puns that make you laugh, our collection has something for everyone. Transform your living space into a place that brings joy and laughter with the funny wood signs collection at Sawdust City.
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What employment giveth, boating taketh away (7x18)
$44.99Full Text: What employment giveth, boating taketh away Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8530$44.99 -
What employment giveth, golf taketh away (7x18)
$44.99Full Text: What employment giveth, golf taketh away Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8531$44.99 -
What happens at Gigi's, stays at Gigi's (7x18)
$44.99Full Text: What Happens at Gigi's, stays at Gigi's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8289$44.99 -
What I if told you, you read the first line wrong?
$24.99Full Text: What I if told you, you read the first line wrong? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9731$24.99 -
What I lack in sleep I make up for in Blank Stares
$24.99Full Text: What I lack in sleep I make up for in Blank Stares Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9784$24.99 -
What's the big dill? (picture of pickle)
$24.99Full Text: What's the big dill? (picture of pickle) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9755$24.99 -
What, is Satan controlling the universe?! Brittney save us!! - Juliette Lewis
$24.99Full Text: What, is Satan controlling the universe?! Brittney save us!! - Juliette Lewis Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings10016$24.99 -
Whatever - Just wash your hands
$44.99Full Text: Whatever - Just Wash Your Hands (images of people, aliens, etc.) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8617$44.99 -
When a man is a good cook it cancels out about 3 red flags.
$24.99Full Text: When a man is a good cook it cancels out about 3 red flags. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10237$24.99 -
When An Evil Clown Tries to Pull You Into the Sewer...
$24.99Full Text: When an evil clown tries to pull you into the sewer but your love of sweets and tacos saves the day Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6256$24.99 -
When He Falls In Love With You Because Of Your Personality
$24.99Full Text: When He Falls In Love With You Because Of Your Personality, So You Surprise Him With 5 More. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt7027$24.99 -
When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
$24.99Full Text: When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10238$24.99 -
When I Say "I'm Hungry" We Got About 23 Minutes Until I Am A Different Person
$24.99Full Text: When I Say "I'm Hungry" We Got About 23 Minutes Until I Am A Different Person Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6737$24.99 -
When is taco-bod season? Because I'm ready for that.
$24.99Full Text: When is taco-bod season? Because I'm ready for that. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9945$24.99 -
When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits...
$24.99Full Text: When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits. Go for a drive. Go two or three thousand miles away ...maybe change your name. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...t5810$24.99 -
When My Kids Say "Daddy, I Want Mommy" That's Their Version
$24.99Full Text: When My Kids Say "Daddy, I Want Mommy" That's Their Version Of "I'd Like To Speak To Your Supervisor." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt7059$24.99 -
When someone asks about my family I always have to decide...
$24.99Full Text: When someone asks about my family I always have to decide if I give them the Disney or Jerry Springer version. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10257$24.99 -
When Someone Asks, "Where Is Your Christmas Spirit?"
$24.99Full Text: When Someone Asks, "Where Is Your Christmas Spirit?" Is It Wrong To Point To The Liquor Cabinet? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt7028$24.99 -
When someone told me I was living in a fantasy world...
$24.99Full Text: When someone told me I was living in a fantasy world, I nearly fell off my unicorn! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5830$24.99 -
When stirring up shit, do you go clockwise, or counter-clockwise?
$24.99Full Text: When stirring up shit, do you go clockwise, or counter-clockwise? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10239$24.99 -
When What To My Wondering Eyes Should Appear But Ten Extra...
$24.99Full Text: When What To My Wondering Eyes Should Appear But Ten Extra Pound On My Hips, Thighs, And Rear Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt7060$24.99 -
When you make it yourself it's whatever size you say it is.
$24.99Full Text: When you make it yourself it's whatever size you say it is. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6304$24.99 -
When You Really Want To Slap Someone, Do It And Say "Mosquito!"
$24.99Full Text: When You Really Want To Slap Someone, Do It And Say "Mosquito!" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6650$24.99 -
When you see me at work and I say I'm "Living the dream" this is the dream I'm referring to.
$24.99Full Text: When you see me at work and I say I'm "Living the dream" this is the dream I'm referring to. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6770$24.99 -
When you think about how huge the earth is, and how the earth is...
$24.99Full Text: When you think about how huge the earth is, and how the earth is just a tiny ball orbiting the sun, which in turn is a minuscule speck in the universe...it's pretty easy to rationalize eating an entire pie. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made...t7178$24.99 -
When You Want A Glass Of Wine And Then You Remember It's Not Even Noon, And You're At Work.
$24.99Full Text: When You Want A Glass Of Wine And Then You Remember It's Not Even Noon, And You're At Work. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6577$24.99 -
When You're Dead, You Don't Know You're Dead. The Pain Is Felt By Others...
$24.99Full Text: When You're Dead, You Don't Know You're Dead. The Pain Is Felt By Others. The Same Thing Happens When You're Stupid. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6739$24.99 -
When you're down by the sea, and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray
$24.99Full Text: When you're down by the sea, and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5908$24.99 -
When your pimp hand ain't what it used to be
$24.99Full Text: When your pimp hand ain't what it used to be Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6305$24.99 -
Where The Fuck Did My Day Go?
$44.99Full Text: Where The Fuck Did My Day Go? Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging9229$44.99 -
Whining, Pissing, & Moaning - It Keeps Me Young
$24.99Full Text: Whining, Pissing, & Moaning - It Keeps Me Young Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6741$24.99 -
Whiskey makes me Frisky!
$24.99Full Text: Whiskey makes me Frisky! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5944$24.99 -
Whiskey Never Broke My Heart
$24.99Full Text: Whiskey Never Broke My Heart Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6850$24.99 -
Who needs April Fools' Day? My whole life is a joke.
$24.99Full Text: Who needs April Fools' Day? My whole life is a joke. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9832$24.99 -
Whoever's got a voodoo doll of me, massage the lower back a bit.
$24.99Full Text: Whoever's got a voodoo doll of me, massage the lower back a bit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10312$24.99 -
Why yes, I AM wearing my sassy pants!
$24.99Full Text: Why yes, I AM wearing my sassy pants! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings10030$24.99 -
Will I always be there for my friends? Yes...
$24.99Full Text: Will I always be there for my friends? Yes. Will it be helpful to have me there? Not necessarily...and in many ways, no. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s10268$24.99 -
Wine (noun) The glue holding this sh*tshow together.
$24.99Full Text: Wine (noun) The glue holding this shitshow together. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6130$24.99 -
Wine, Because Kids
$24.99Full Text: Wine, Because Kids Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6578$24.99 -
Wisconsin: Even the soup is beer & cheese.
$24.99Full Text: Wisconsin: Even the soup is beer & cheese. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7162$24.99 -
With age comes oldness.
$24.99Full Text: With age comes oldness. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9785$24.99 -
Work From Home Tip: Blow On The Tequila In Your Mug...
$24.99Full Text: Work From Home Tip: Blow On The Tequila In Your Mug So Your Co-Workers Think It's Coffee Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6742$24.99 -
Work Medium - Play Medium
$44.99Full Text: Work Medium - Play Medium Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8474$44.99 -
World's Greatest Farter. Oops, I mean Father.
$24.99Full Text: World's Greatest Farter. Oops, I mean Father. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10240$24.99 -
Would Poop Here Again (5 star review)
$44.99Full Text: Would Poop Here Again (5 star review) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8581$44.99 -
Yeah, I crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope
$24.99Full Text: Yeah, I crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7261$24.99 -
Yeah, I'm Old. Fuck You.
$24.99Full Text: Yeah, I'm Old. Fuck You. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6936$24.99 -
Yes, every snowflake is different. But let's not forget...
$24.99Full Text: Yes, every snowflake is different. But let's not forget that every potato is different as well. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10184$24.99 -
Yes, I Know I'm Going To Hell In Gasoline Panties For Laughing At That
$24.99Full Text: Yes, I Know I'm Going To Hell In Gasoline Panties For Laughing At That, But It Was Hysterical! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6743$24.99 -
Yes, I'll put that on my list, right under "Not A Chance"
$24.99Full Text: Yes, I'llput that on my list, right under "Not A Chance" Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9833$24.99 -
Yewww!
$24.99Full Text: Yewww! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6579$24.99 -
You are not just a cat - Funny Cat Sign
$24.99Full Text: You are not just a cat. You are my happiness, my sanity, my teacher & guide. Your love is my light. You are my best friend. Cat: Fuck off. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...t7285$24.99 -
You Call Them "Cuss Words" I Call Them "Sentence Enhancers."
$24.99Full Text: You Call Them "Cuss Words" I Call Them "Sentence Enhancers." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6648$24.99 -
You can just supercalifragilistickissmyassadocious
$24.99Full Text: You can just supercalifragilistickissmyassadocious Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9987$24.99 -
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!
$24.99Full Text: You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6137$24.99 -
You come from dust. You will return to dust...
$24.99Full Text: You come from dust. You will return to dust. That's why I don't dust, it could be someone I know. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7284$24.99 -
You just fold it in! - Moira Rose
$24.99Full Text: You just fold it in! - Moira Rose Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6044$24.99 -
You Know What's Good About Being Old?
$24.99Full Text: You Know Whats Good About Being Old? Not A Goddamn Motherfucking Thing. Except The Cursing. The Cursing's Good. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt7062$24.99 -
You know you're getting old when you clean...
$24.99Full Text: You know you're getting old when you clean to the music you used to party to. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10259$24.99 -
You Look So Smart... Funny Sign
$24.99Full Text: Them: You look so smart in those glasses. Me: Well, I had to fail a test to get them, so… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10290$24.99 -
You LOST me at Hello
$24.99Full Text: You LOST me at Hello Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings10007$24.99 -
You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don't Take
$24.99Full Text: You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don't Take Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6445$24.99 -
You Say Tomato, I Say F%#k You
$24.99Full Text: You Say Tomato, I Say F%#k You Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6772$24.99 -
You'll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on.
$24.99Full Text: You'll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on. (winking woman) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6132$24.99 -
You'll never forget to turn off the oven...if you never turn it on!
$24.99Full Text: You'll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9959$24.99 -
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid
$29.99Full Text: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid (2-color Christmas Story Kid in Bunny Suit) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7163$29.99 -
You're My Favorite Bitch To Bitch About Bitches With
$24.99Full Text: You're My Favorite Bitch To Bitch About Bitches With Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6771$24.99 -
You're not a great parent... Funny Sign
$24.99Full Text: If you serve your kids frozen pizza or nuggets, you're not a great parent. No matter how busy you are, you have to at least find the time to cook things first. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...s10289$24.99 -
Yuck, people.
$24.99Full Text: Yuck, people. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10186$24.99 -
Zero F*cks given
$24.99Full Text: Zero F*cks given Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings10013$24.99 -
Zombies Hate Fast Food
$24.99Full Text: Zombies Hate Fast Food Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9756$24.99 -
I hate this place. See you tomorrow.
$24.99Full Text: I hate this place. See you tomorrow. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7233$24.99 -
People Keep Mistaking My "Wows" For Compliments.
$24.99Full Text: People Keep Mistaking My "Wows" For Compliments. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6657$24.99 -
Sometimes I Read A Text And Think, What A Fucking Psychopath
$24.99Full Text: Sometimes I Read A Text And Think, What A Fucking Psychopath. Then I Press Send. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6933$24.99