Funny Signs
Funny Wood Signs
We have TONS of funny signs for home or business!
If you want to add a touch of humor and personality to your home décor, our funny wood signs are perfect for you. We make these signs to last, crafting them from high-quality knotty pine wood.
Funny friend signs...check. Funny drinking signs...got 'em. Funny parenting signs...yep. Funny marriage signs...you bet. Funny pet signs…roger. Sarcastic signs, witty signs, punny signs, snarky signs, and signs that just make you laugh...they're all here! With over 40 colors to choose from, your humorous wooden sign from Sawdust City will look great anywhere, and they’re made to last! Entertain family, friends, customers, and passersby in one fell swoop!
Whether you enjoy witty jokes, sarcastic remarks, or puns that make you laugh, our collection has something for everyone. Transform your living space into a place that brings joy and laughter with the funny wood signs collection at Sawdust City.
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She who dies with the most cowboy boots...wins!
$44.99Full Text: She who dies with the most cowboy boots...wins! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4763$44.99 -
What Happens At The Beach Stays At The Beach
$44.99Full Text: What Happens At The Beach Stays At The Beach Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging738$44.99 -
What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About?! (funky)
$64.99Full Text: What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About?! (funky) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5571$64.99 -
When All Else Fails Ask Mimi
$44.99Full Text: When All Else Fails Ask Mimi Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5659$44.99 -
A fisherman lives here with a normal person.
$44.99Full Text: A fisherman lives here with a normal person. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4074$44.99 -
Business Hours Subject To Change During Fishing Season
$44.99Full Text: Business Hours Subject To Change During Fishing Season Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5753$44.99 -
Can We Declare A Snow Day
$44.99Full Text: Can We Declare A Snow Day Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5014$44.99 -
I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time!
$44.99Full Text: I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4878$44.99 -
Treat you as good as my dog? I don't think so!
$44.99Full Text: Treat you as good as my dog? I don't think so! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4656$44.99 -
We interrupt this marriage to bring you fishing season.
$44.99Full Text: We interrupt this marriage to bring you fishing season. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4130$44.99 -
What Happens In The Tiki Hut Stays In The Tiki Hut
$44.99Full Text: What Happens In The Tiki Hut Stays In The Tiki Hut Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging231$44.99 -
Wine A Bit You'll Feel Better
$44.99Full Text: Wine A Bit You'll Feel Better Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging583$44.99 -
All You Need Is Love And A Beer
$44.99Full Text: All You Need Is Love And A Beer Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4261$44.99 -
Business Hours Subject To Change During Hunting Season
$44.99Full Text: Business Hours Subject To Change During Hunting Season Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5752$44.99 -
Don't Mess With The Cooks Buns
$44.99Full Text: Don't Mess With The Cooks Buns Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging835$44.99 -
If it has tits or tires it's gonna cost you money!
$44.99Full Text: If it has tits or tires it's gonna cost you money! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4342$44.99 -
If The Broom Fits, Ride It!
$44.99Full Text: If The Broom Fits, Ride It! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging534$44.99 -
No Pissy Attitudes
$44.99Full Text: No Pissy Attitudes Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging895$44.99 -
This Mess Is A Place
$44.99Full Text: This Mess Is A Place Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging546$44.99 -
What happens at the lake...goes on Facebook!
$44.99Full Text: What happens at the lake...goes on Facebook! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4896$44.99 -
Wine takes the bitch right out of me!
$44.99Full Text: Wine takes the bitch right out of me! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4610$44.99 -
Work With Me People.
$44.99Full Text: Work With Me People. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5080$44.99 -
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"
$44.99Full Text: A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4631$44.99 -
Be Nice Or Go Away
$44.99Full Text: Be Nice Or Go Away Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging286$44.99 -
Cinderella Goes To The Ball & Takes It To The Net!
$44.99Full Text: Cinderella Goes To The Ball & Takes It To The Net! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5944$44.99 -
Deadlines Amuse Me
$44.99Full Text: Deadlines Amuse Me Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging622$44.99 -
I believe if your boots are cool enough...
$44.99Full Text: I believe if your boots are cool enough, no one will notice anything else! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4641$44.99 -
If It Weren't For The Last Minute Nothing Would Ever Get Done
$44.99Full Text: If It Weren't For The Last Minute Nothing Would Ever Get Done Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging924$44.99 -
Instant Human Just Add Coffee
$44.99Full Text: Instant Human Just Add Coffee Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging907$44.99 -
It Takes A Lot Of Talent To Get A Month Behind In One Day
$44.99Full Text: It Takes A Lot Of Talent To Get A Month Behind In One Day Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging214$44.99 -
Money Isn't Everything (But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch)
$44.99Full Text: Money Isn't Everything (But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging832$44.99 -
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did...
$44.99Full Text: Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, only she did it backwards and in high heels! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4230$44.99 -
Some Days You're The Dog, Some Days You're The Hydrant
$44.99Full Text: Some Days You're The Dog, Some Days You're The Hydrant Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5073$44.99 -
Someday My Ship Will Come In (I'm Sure I'll Be At The Airport)
$44.99Full Text: Someday My Ship Will Come In (I'm Sure I'll Be At The Airport) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging868$44.99 -
The cat will ignore you in the order you arrive
$44.99Full Text: The cat will ignore you in the order you arrive Features: Size: 7x18 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging4812$44.99 -
The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest (grooved) (7x18)
$44.99Full Text: The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Grooved for a slat-sign appearance Flat edges - sanded and stained for a warm, aged look Routed slot in back for hangingg9028$44.99 -
Too much of a good thing is wonderful! ~ Mae West
$44.99Full Text: Too much of a good thing is wonderful! ~ Mae West Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4087$44.99 -
Why Limit Happy To An Hour?!
$44.99Full Text: Why Limit Happy To An Hour?! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5793$44.99 -
Will work for Shoes and Wine!
$44.99Full Text: Will work for Shoes and Wine! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4609$44.99 -
You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here. We'll Train You
$44.99Full Text: You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here. We'll Train You Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5632$44.99 -
A Woman Without A Man Is Like A Fish Without A Bicycle
$44.99Full Text: A Woman Without A Man Is Like A Fish Without A Bicycle Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging716$44.99 -
Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You...
$44.99Full Text: Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You. Ask Only What Kind Of Beer You Can Get Me Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5711$44.99 -
Chocolate Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy
$44.99Full Text: Chocolate Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5530$44.99 -
Deja Moo - The Feeling You've Heard This Bull Before
$44.99Full Text: Deja Moo: The Feeling You've Heard This Bull Before Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5950$44.99 -
Got Wine?
$44.99Full Text: Got Wine? Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5009$44.99 -
I tell you, we are here on earth to fart around. Kurt Vonnegut Quote
$44.99Full Text: I tell you, we are here on earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you anything different. ~ Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4085$44.99 -
If I only had a tiara and nice cape I could rule the world!
$44.99Full Text: If I only had a tiara and nice cape I could rule the world! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4406$44.99 -
If Idiots Grew On Trees, This Place Would Be An Orchard
$44.99Full Text: If Idiots Grew On Trees, This Place Would Be An Orchard Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging581$44.99 -
Laundry...Pretreat...Today ~ Sort...Tomorrow ~ Wash...Later
$44.99Full Text:Laundry.. Pretreat..Today ~ Sort....Tomorrow ~ Wash...Later ~ Dry... Soon ~ Fold...Maybe ~ Iron...Get RealFeatures:Size: 7x18 inchesMade from solid knotty pineBeveled edgesRouted slot in back for hanging359$44.99 -
My Indian Name Is Running Tab
$44.99Full Text: My Indian Name Is Running Tab Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5841$44.99 -
Ool...Notice There Is No P In Our Pool..Let's Keep It That Way
$44.99Full Text: Ool...Notice There Is No P In Our Pool..Let's Keep It That Way Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5537$44.99 -
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse!
$44.99Full Text: Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4052$44.99 -
Talk To The Paw
$44.99Full Text: Talk To The Paw Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5638$44.99 -
The Voices Told Me To Go Skiing
$44.99Full Text: The Voices Told Me To Go Skiing Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5780$44.99 -
Wag More Bark Less
$44.99Full Text: Wag More Bark Less Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5984$44.99 -
What Happens In The Garage Stays In The Garage (large)
$44.99Full Text: What Happens In The Garage Stays In The Garage (large) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5527$44.99 -
5 Out Of 4 People Have A Problem With Fractions
$44.99Full Text: 5 Out Of 4 People Have A Problem With Fractions Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging922$44.99 -
Beware of Wiener! (picture of dachshund)
$44.99Full Text: Beware of Wiener! (picture of dachshund) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4107$44.99 -
Do I Look Like A Freakin' People Person?!
$44.99Full Text: Do I Look Like A Freakin' People Person?! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5039$44.99 -
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things
$44.99Full Text: Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. - Steven Tyler Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4671$44.99 -
Dysfunction Junction
$44.99Full Text: Dysfunction Junction Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging331$44.99 -
Get Down On Your Knees And Thank God You Are Still On Your Feet
$44.99Full Text: Get Down On Your Knees And Thank God You Are Still On Your Feet - Irish Saying Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5081$44.99 -
How Can I Control My Life If I Can't Control My Hair?
$44.99Full Text: How Can I Control My Life If I Can't Control My Hair? Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging906$44.99 -
I Was Wrong Once; I Thought I Made A Mistake
$44.99Full Text: I Was Wrong Once; I Thought I Made A Mistake Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging920$44.99 -
If you can read this sign you are in range
$44.99Full Text: If you can read this sign you are in range Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4214$44.99 -
My Drinking Party Has A Hunting Problem
$44.99Full Text: My Drinking Party Has A Hunting Problem Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5823$44.99 -
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to the lack of wine
$44.99Full Text: Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to the lack of wine Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4176$44.99 -
We'll Always Be Best Friends...Because You Know Too Much!
$44.99Full Text: We'll Always Be Best Friends...Because You Know Too Much! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4036$44.99 -
What happens at Grammie's stays at Grammie's
$44.99Full Text: What happens at Grammie's stays at Grammie's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4058$44.99 -
What Part Of Meow Don't You Understand
$44.99Full Text: What Part Of Meow Don't You Understand Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5020$44.99 -
When All Else Fails Ask Grandpa
$44.99Full Text: When All Else Fails Ask Grandpa Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5660$44.99 -
You say I'm a WITCH like it's a bad thing.
$44.99Full Text: You say I'm a WITCH like it's a bad thing. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4662$44.99 -
Cowboys Are My Weakness
$44.99Full Text: Cowboys Are My Weakness Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5882$44.99 -
DO NOT Make Me Use My Nurse Voice!
$44.99Full Text: DO NOT Make Me Use My Nurse Voice! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4291$44.99 -
Harry: I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this...
$44.99Full Text: Harry: I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this. Lloyd: Yeah, that John Denver is full of shit, man. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4874$44.99 -
I Didn't Ask To Be Queen But Hey, If The Crown Fits
$44.99Full Text: I Didn't Ask To Be Queen But Hey, If The Crown Fits Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5719$44.99 -
I meant to behave but there were too many other options.
$44.99Full Text: I meant to behave but there were too many other options. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4881$44.99 -
It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Golf Like I Do
$44.99Full Text: It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Golf Like I Do Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5653$44.99 -
It's Good To Be Queen
$44.99Full Text: It's Good To Be Queen Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging825$44.99 -
Life Is A Game Hunting Is Serious
$44.99Full Text: Life Is A Game Hunting Is Serious Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5821$44.99 -
Life Is A Game Soccer Is Serious
$44.99Full Text: Life Is A Game Soccer Is Serious Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5730$44.99 -
Life Is All About Ass
$44.99Full Text: Life Is All About Ass; You're Either Covering It, Laughing It Off, Kicking It, Kissing It, Busting It, Trying To Get A Piece Of It, Behaving Like One, Or You Live With One Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges...4010$44.99 -
Manure Occureth
$44.99Full Text: Manure Occureth Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5005$44.99 -
No Coffee No Workee
$44.99Full Text: No Coffee No Workee Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5939$44.99 -
No peeing off the porch!
$44.99Full Text: No peeing off the porch! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8060$44.99 -
Santa, I Can Explain...
$44.99Full Text: Santa, I Can Explain... Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging625$44.99 -
Show Me The Way To Chardonnay
$44.99Full Text: Show Me The Way To Chardonnay Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5957$44.99 -
The Experienced Golfer's Guide to the Greens...
$64.99Full Text: The Experienced Golfer's Guide to the Greens. What you really want to know! Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your third putt. Chapter 2 - How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee. Chapter 3 - How to avoid the...4737$64.99 -
The Older I Get The Better I Was
$44.99Full Text: The Older I Get The Better I Was Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging974$44.99 -
There Will Be No Working During Drinking Hours!
$44.99Full Text: There Will Be No Working During Drinking Hours! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5831$44.99 -
We Put The Fun In Dysfunctional
$44.99Full Text: We Put The Fun In Dysfunctional Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging395$44.99 -
You Mess With Me, You Mess With The Whole Trailer Park
$44.99Full Text: You Mess With Me, You Mess With The Whole Trailer Park Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5715$44.99 -
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like Night
$44.99Full Text: A Day Without Sunshine Is Like Night Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging921$44.99 -
Attention: Who Does The Laundry Keeps The Coin
$44.99Full Text: Attention: Who Does The Laundry Keeps The Coin Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5903$44.99 -
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder
$44.99Full Text: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging838$44.99 -
Crazy Cat Lady
$44.99Full Text: Crazy Cat Lady Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5003$44.99 -
Do Not Arouse The Wrath Of The Great And Powerful Oz.
$64.99Full Text: Do Not Arouse The Wrath Of The Great And Powerful Oz. I Said Come Back Tomorrow Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging451$64.99 -
Get Your Dance On!
$44.99Full Text: Get Your Dance On! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4151$44.99 -
Grandchildren are so much fun I should have had them first!
$44.99Full Text: Grandchildren are so much fun I should have had them first! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4152$44.99 -
Hard work has definitely killed people.
$44.99Full Text: Hard work has definitely killed people. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4083$44.99