Funny Signs
Funny Wood Signs
We have TONS of funny signs for home or business!
If you want to add a touch of humor and personality to your home décor, our funny wood signs are perfect for you. We make these signs to last, crafting them from high-quality knotty pine wood.
Funny friend signs...check. Funny drinking signs...got 'em. Funny parenting signs...yep. Funny marriage signs...you bet. Funny pet signs…roger. Sarcastic signs, witty signs, punny signs, snarky signs, and signs that just make you laugh...they're all here! With over 40 colors to choose from, your humorous wooden sign from Sawdust City will look great anywhere, and they’re made to last! Entertain family, friends, customers, and passersby in one fell swoop!
Whether you enjoy witty jokes, sarcastic remarks, or puns that make you laugh, our collection has something for everyone. Transform your living space into a place that brings joy and laughter with the funny wood signs collection at Sawdust City.
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I Was Wrong Once; I Thought I Made A Mistake
$44.99Full Text: I Was Wrong Once; I Thought I Made A Mistake Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging920$44.99 -
If you can read this sign you are in range
$44.99Full Text: If you can read this sign you are in range Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4214$44.99 -
Keep Calm And Have A Cupcake
$44.99Full Text: Keep Calm And Have A Cupcake Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4574$44.99 -
Less Uff Da - More Lefse
$44.99Full Text: Less Uff Da - More Lefse Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging9379$44.99 -
My Drinking Party Has A Hunting Problem
$44.99Full Text: My Drinking Party Has A Hunting Problem Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5823$44.99 -
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to the lack of wine
$44.99Full Text: Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to the lack of wine Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4176$44.99 -
We'll Always Be Best Friends...Because You Know Too Much!
$44.99Full Text: We'll Always Be Best Friends...Because You Know Too Much! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4036$44.99 -
What happens at Grammie's stays at Grammie's
$44.99Full Text: What happens at Grammie's stays at Grammie's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4058$44.99 -
What Part Of Meow Don't You Understand
$44.99Full Text: What Part Of Meow Don't You Understand Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5020$44.99 -
When All Else Fails Ask Grandpa
$44.99Full Text: When All Else Fails Ask Grandpa Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5660$44.99 -
You say I'm a WITCH like it's a bad thing.
$44.99Full Text: You say I'm a WITCH like it's a bad thing. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4662$44.99 -
Beware Of Wife
$44.99Full Text: Beware Of Wife Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging891$44.99 -
Broomstick Parking - All Others Will Be Toad
$44.99Full Text: Broomstick Parking: All Others Will Be Toad Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4486$44.99 -
Chaos, Panic, & Disorder. My Work Here Is Done
$44.99Full Text: Chaos, Panic, & Disorder. My Work Here Is Done Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging601$44.99 -
Clothing Optional Beyond This Point
$44.99Full Text: Clothing Optional Beyond This Point Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4503$44.99 -
Cowboys Are My Weakness
$44.99Full Text: Cowboys Are My Weakness Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5882$44.99 -
Diplomacy: The Art Of Letting Others Do It My Way
$44.99Full Text:Diplomacy: The Art Of Letting Others Do It My WayFeatures:Size: 9x12 inchesMade from solid knotty pineBeveled edgesRouted slot in back for hanging603$44.99 -
DO NOT Make Me Use My Nurse Voice!
$44.99Full Text: DO NOT Make Me Use My Nurse Voice! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4291$44.99 -
Excuse me...my eyes are down here.
$44.99Full Text: Excuse me...my eyes are down here. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4964$44.99 -
Harry: I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this...
$44.99Full Text: Harry: I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this. Lloyd: Yeah, that John Denver is full of shit, man. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine...4874$44.99 -
I Didn't Ask To Be Queen But Hey, If The Crown Fits
$44.99Full Text: I Didn't Ask To Be Queen But Hey, If The Crown Fits Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5719$44.99 -
I Kiss Better Than I Cook
$44.99Full Text: I Kiss Better Than I Cook Features: Size: 3.25x30 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingk6037$44.99 -
I meant to behave but there were too many other options.
$44.99Full Text: I meant to behave but there were too many other options. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4881$44.99 -
It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Golf Like I Do
$44.99Full Text: It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Golf Like I Do Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5653$44.99 -
It's Good To Be Queen
$44.99Full Text: It's Good To Be Queen Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging825$44.99 -
Keep Calm and Go For A Run
$44.99Full Text: Keep Calm and Go For A Run Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4612$44.99 -
Life Is A Game Hunting Is Serious
$44.99Full Text: Life Is A Game Hunting Is Serious Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5821$44.99 -
Life Is A Game Soccer Is Serious
$44.99Full Text: Life Is A Game Soccer Is Serious Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5730$44.99 -
Life Is All About Ass
$44.99Full Text: Life Is All About Ass; You're Either Covering It, Laughing It Off, Kicking It, Kissing It, Busting It, Trying To Get A Piece Of It, Behaving Like One, Or You Live With One Features: Size:...4010$44.99 -
Manure Occureth
$44.99Full Text: Manure Occureth Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5005$44.99 -
No Coffee No Workee
$44.99Full Text: No Coffee No Workee Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5939$44.99 -
No peeing off the porch!
$44.99Full Text: No peeing off the porch! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8060$44.99 -
Santa, I Can Explain...
$44.99Full Text: Santa, I Can Explain... Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging625$44.99 -
Show Me The Way To Chardonnay
$44.99Full Text: Show Me The Way To Chardonnay Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5957$44.99 -
The Older I Get The Better I Was
$44.99Full Text: The Older I Get The Better I Was Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging974$44.99 -
There Will Be No Working During Drinking Hours!
$44.99Full Text: There Will Be No Working During Drinking Hours! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5831$44.99 -
We Put The Fun In Dysfunctional
$44.99Full Text: We Put The Fun In Dysfunctional Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging395$44.99 -
You Mess With Me, You Mess With The Whole Trailer Park
$44.99Full Text: You Mess With Me, You Mess With The Whole Trailer Park Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5715$44.99 -
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like Night
$44.99Full Text: A Day Without Sunshine Is Like Night Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging921$44.99 -
A man's home is his castle. But his garage is his sanctuary
$44.99Full Text: A man's home is his castle. But his garage is his sanctuary Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8140$44.99 -
Attention: Who Does The Laundry Keeps The Coin
$44.99Full Text: Attention: Who Does The Laundry Keeps The Coin Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5903$44.99 -
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder
$44.99Full Text: Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging838$44.99 -
Crazy Cat Lady
$44.99Full Text: Crazy Cat Lady Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5003$44.99 -
Dumbass (with fish graphic)
$44.99Full Text: Dumbass (with fish graphic) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4461$44.99 -
Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you.
$44.99Full Text: Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8625$44.99 -
Free Beer Tomorrow
$44.99Full Text: Free Beer Tomorrow Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging605$44.99 -
Get Your Dance On!
$44.99Full Text: Get Your Dance On! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4151$44.99 -
Grandchildren are so much fun I should have had them first!
$44.99Full Text: Grandchildren are so much fun I should have had them first! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4152$44.99 -
Hard work has definitely killed people.
$44.99Full Text: Hard work has definitely killed people. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4083$44.99 -
How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils, and I have 7 apples...
$44.99Full Text: How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils, and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats. Features: Size: 7x18...4752$44.99 -
I Went To A Fight The Other Night And A Hockey Game Broke Out
$44.99Full Text: I Went To A Fight The Other Night And A Hockey Game Broke Out. ~ Rodney Dangerfield Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5765$44.99 -
I Work Hard So My Cat Can Have A Better Life
$44.99Full Text: I Work Hard So My Cat Can Have A Better Life Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5789$44.99 -
If You Can't Stand The Heat Don't Tickle The Dragon
$44.99Full Text: If You Can't Stand The Heat Don't Tickle The Dragon Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5535$44.99 -
In Our Home No Shoes May Roam
$44.99Full Text: In Our Home No Shoes May Roam Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4258$44.99 -
Inner Peace Through Impulse Purchasing
$44.99Full Text: Inner Peace Through Impulse Purchasing Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging707$44.99 -
It's All Fun And Games Until The Beer Runs Out.
$44.99Full Text: It's All Fun And Games Until The Beer Runs Out. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4297$44.99 -
![Last night, sitting on the couch with my husband, I said, "I love you. [7x18]](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-86d67/images/stencil/350x350/products/7240/9076/8340_7x18_LastNightSittingOnTheCouch_RED-COTT__78490.1501855691.jpg?c=2 "Last night, sitting on the couch with my husband, I said, \"I love you. [7x18]")
Last night, sitting on the couch with my husband, I said, "I love you. [7x18]
$44.99Full Text: Last night, sitting on the couch with my husband, I said, "I love you." He asked, "is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "it's me...talking to the wine." Features: Size: 7x18 inches...8340$44.99 -
Life Is A Game Hockey Is Serious
$44.99Full Text: Life Is A Game Hockey Is Serious Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5718$44.99 -
Life's A Hoot! (with owl graphic)
$44.99Full Text: Life's A Hoot! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4376$44.99 -
Religions Of The World
$44.99Full Text: Religions Of The World. TAOISM: Shit Happens HINDUISM: This Shit Happened Before. ISLAM: If Shit Happens, It Is The Will Of Allah. CATHOLICISM: Shit Happens Because I Deserve It. JUDAISM:...9139$44.99 -
There Can Not Be A Crisis This Week. My Schedule Is Full
$44.99Full Text: There Can Not Be A Crisis This Week. My Schedule Is Full Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5625$44.99 -
Tinkletorium
$44.99Full Text: Tinkletorium Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8566$44.99 -
Winter Weather Advisory In Effect...Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
$44.99Full Text: Winter Weather Advisory In Effect...Make Chocolate Chip Cookies! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4543$44.99 -
Behind every successful rancher there's a wife who works in town
$44.99Full Text: Behind every successful rancher there's a wife who works in town. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4109$44.99 -
Cancel My Subscription, I Don't Need Your Issues.
$44.99Full Text: Cancel My Subscription, I Don't Need Your Issues. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging631$44.99 -
Don't let your mind wander...it's much too small...
$44.99Full Text: Don't let your mind wander...it's much too small to be out by itself. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4653$44.99 -
Drink Coffee - Do stupid things faster and with more energy.
$44.99Full Text: Drink Coffee - Do stupid things faster and with more energy. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4867$44.99 -
Drink Up! You'll Be More Interesting And Much Better Looking
$44.99Full Text: Drink Up! You'll Be More Interesting And Much Better Looking Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5747$44.99 -
Dust Protects Furniture
$44.99Full Text: Dust Protects Furniture Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging918$44.99 -
Eat Sleep Fish (small)
$44.99Full Text: Eat Sleep Fish (small) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging240$44.99 -
Fish Tremble When They Hear My Name
$44.99Full Text: Fish Tremble When They Hear My Name Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5885$44.99 -
For A Good Time Call 1-800 Gma & Gpa
$44.99Full Text: For A Good Time Call 1-800 Gma & Gpa Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5969$44.99 -
Forget the Dog...Beware of Owner!
$44.99Full Text: Forget the Dog...Beware of Owner! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4330$44.99 -
Got Beer?
$44.99Full Text: Got Beer? Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5008$44.99 -
Got Chocolate?
$44.99Full Text: Got Chocolate? Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5011$44.99 -
Got Snow?
$44.99Full Text: Got Snow? Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5013$44.99 -
Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber...
$44.99Full Text: Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go ahead and do something like this...and TOTALLY redeem yourself! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty...4875$44.99 -
Housework, If You Do It Right, Will Kill You. ~ Erma Bombeck
$44.99Full Text: Housework, If You Do It Right, Will Kill You. ~ Erma Bombeck Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging332$44.99 -
I am only in my cat's world to open cans.
$44.99Full Text: I am only in my cat's world to open cans. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4341$44.99 -
I Didn't Ask To Be Princess But Hey...If The Crown Fits
$44.99Full Text: I Didn't Ask To Be Princess But Hey..If The Crown Fits Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5047$44.99 -
I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
$44.99Full Text: I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5640$44.99 -
If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Next To Me!
$44.99Full Text: If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Next To Me! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5688$44.99 -
Lead Me Not Into Temptation For I Can Find It Myself
$44.99Full Text: Lead Me Not Into Temptation For I Can Find It Myself Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5741$44.99 -
Life Is A Witch Then You Fly
$44.99Full Text: Life Is A Witch Then You Fly Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging928$44.99 -
Make Tea Not War ~ Monty Python
$44.99Full Text: Make Tea Not War ~ Monty Python Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging476$44.99 -
Men Are From Mars Women Are From Visa
$44.99Full Text: Men Are From Mars Women Are From Visa Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5619$44.99 -
My idea of "outdoorsy" is cocktails on the deck
$44.99Full Text: My idea of "outdoorsy" is cocktails on the deck Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging4708$44.99 -
My Next Husband Will Be Normal
$44.99Full Text: My Next Husband Will Be Normal Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging833$44.99 -
One Out Of Four People In This Country Is Mentally Unbalanced...
$44.99Full Text: One Out Of Four People In This Country Is Mentally Unbalanced. Think Of Your Three Closest Friends; If They Seem Ok, Then You're The One. ~ Ann Landers Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made...473$44.99 -
Sarcasm Just One More Service I Offer
$44.99Full Text: Sarcasm Just One More Service I Offer Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5700$44.99 -
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
$44.99Full Text:Save A Horse Ride A CowboyFeatures:Size: 9x12 inchesMade from solid knotty pineBeveled edgesRouted slot in back for hanging287$44.99 -
So Many Shoes So Little Time
$44.99Full Text: So Many Shoes So Little Time Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5518$44.99 -
The Cow Died So I Don't Need Your Bull!
$44.99Full Text: The Cow Died So I Don't Need Your Bull! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging533$44.99 -
The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest [7x18]
$44.99Full Text: The First 50 Years Of Marriage Are Always The Hardest Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8341$44.99 -
The Queen Is Not Amused
$44.99Full Text: The Queen Is Not Amused Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging569$44.99 -
The Voices Told Me To Buy More Shoes
$44.99Full Text: The Voices Told Me To Buy More Shoes Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5737$44.99 -
There's Always A Reason To Dance! [7x18]
$44.99Full Text: There's Always A Reason To Dance! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8342$44.99 -
VEGETARIAN (VEG-T-TAIR-EE-UHN) Noun: 1. Bad Hunter
$44.99Full Text: VEGETARIAN (VEG-T-TAIR-EE-UHN) Noun: 1. Bad Hunter Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging4187$44.99 -
What Happens At Auntie's Stays At Auntie's
$44.99Full Text: What Happens At Auntie's Stays At Auntie's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5655$44.99 -
Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. - Michael Scott
$44.99Full Text: Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. ~Michael Scott Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled...4136$44.99