Funny Signs
Funny Wood Signs
We have TONS of funny signs for home or business!
If you want to add a touch of humor and personality to your home décor, our funny wood signs are perfect for you. We make these signs to last, crafting them from high-quality knotty pine wood.
Funny friend signs...check. Funny drinking signs...got 'em. Funny parenting signs...yep. Funny marriage signs...you bet. Funny pet signs…roger. Sarcastic signs, witty signs, punny signs, snarky signs, and signs that just make you laugh...they're all here! With over 40 colors to choose from, your humorous wooden sign from Sawdust City will look great anywhere, and they’re made to last! Entertain family, friends, customers, and passersby in one fell swoop!
Whether you enjoy witty jokes, sarcastic remarks, or puns that make you laugh, our collection has something for everyone. Transform your living space into a place that brings joy and laughter with the funny wood signs collection at Sawdust City.
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Rise N' Shine It's M*rijuana Time
$44.99Full Text: Rise N' Shine It's Marijuana Time Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging8877$44.99 -
Road Hog
$24.99Full Text: Road Hog Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5897$24.99 -
Route 420
$24.99Full Text: Route 420 Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6191$24.99 -
Rowdy AF
$24.99Full Text: Rowdy AF Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6119$24.99 -
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Ruh Roh
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Ruh Roh Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9907Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Running On Caffeine Chaos & Cuss Words
$24.99Full Text: Running On Caffeine Chaos & Cuss Words Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6724$24.99 -
Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit sned.
$24.99Full Text: Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit sned. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7318$24.99 -
Sage That Shit
$24.99Full Text: Sage That Shit Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6025$24.99 -
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Salad n. - The food my food eats.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Salad n. - The food my food eats. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9750Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Salty
$44.99Full Text: Salty Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8641$44.99 -
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Same Circus - Different Clowns (simple)
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Same Circus - Different Clowns Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9976Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Same Circus Different Clowns
$44.99Full Text: Same Circus Different Clowns Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8406$44.99 -
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Sarcasm is my love language
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Sarcasm is my love language Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10368Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an art.
$24.99Full Text: Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an art. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5829$24.99 -
Saw A Store That Has A Sign That Reads, "We Treat You Like Family"
$24.99Full Text: Saw A Store That Has A Sign That Reads, "We Treat You Like Family!" You, NOT Going In There! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt7052$24.99 -
Seal of Approval (seal saying "nice")
$24.99Full Text: Seal of Approval (seal saying "nice") Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7159$24.99 -
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Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Senility has been a smooth transition for me. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9929Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Shenanigans & Other Mischief
$44.99Full Text: Shenanigans & Other Mischief Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingk6078$44.99 -
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Shit's Gonna Be Lit (Me, dumping a new puzzle onto the table.)
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Shit's Gonna Be Lit (Me, dumping a new puzzle onto the table.) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10411Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Shitastrophy: word used for massive mess-ups...
$24.99Full Text: Shitastrophy: word used for massive mess-ups, f***ed-up situations, and epic fails. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5800$24.99 -
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Shuck me, suck me, eat me raw. (oyster graphic)
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Shuck me, suck me, eat me raw. (oyster graphic) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9820Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Shuh Duh Fuh Cup
$24.99Full Text: Shuh Duh Fuh Cup Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6835$24.99 -
Since giving up carbs I've been feeling a bit.. Oh, what's the word..?
$24.99Full Text: Since giving up carbs I've been feeling a bitÂ… Oh, what's the word..? Â… Homicidal Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6295$24.99 -
Skeleton Stretching
$24.99Full Text: Skeleton Stretching Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5898$24.99 -
Skeletons - Pirate
$44.99Full Text: Skeletons - Pirate Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8305$44.99 -
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Sleep is for the weak
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Sleep is for the weak Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9856Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Smartphone Zombies Crossing
$24.99Full Text: Smartphone Zombies Crossing Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6586$24.99 -
Snow Is Best Removed With Tequila, Lime and A Little Salt
$24.99Full Text: Snow Is Best Removed With Tequila, Lime and A Little Salt Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6725$24.99 -
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So Mysterious even I don't know what I'm doing half the time
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: So Mysterious even I don't know what I'm doing half the time Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10414Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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So, I just got my utility bill and it looks like I got charged for...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: So, I just got my utility bill and it looks like I got charged for the sunlight, the moonlight, the streetlight, the light of my life, the speed of light, and the light at the end of the tunnel. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid...s10307Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Solvem Probler
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Solvem Probler Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10412Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Some Days You're The Dog... Some Days The Hydrant
$24.99Full Text: Some Days You're The DogÂ… Some Days The Hydrant Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6436$24.99 -
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Some people are so judgemental. I can tell just by looking at them
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Some people are so judgemental. I can tell just by looking at them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10226Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Some people confuse crazy with passionateÂ…
$24.99Full Text: Some people confuse crazy with passionateÂ… Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7252$24.99 -
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Some poor phoneless fool is probably sitting by a waterfall...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Some poor phoneless fool is probably sitting by a waterfall somewhere, totally unaware of how angry and scared he's supposed to be. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...s10413Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Some things are better left unsaid...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Some things are better left unsaid...which I usually realize right after I've said them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10255Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Some Women Want To Be Wined & Dined, I want To Be Margarita'd & Taco'd
$24.99Full Text: Some Women Want To Be Wined & Dined, I want To Be Margaritad & Tacod Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6726$24.99 -
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Someone called me pretty today!...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Someone called me pretty today! Actually, the full statement was "you're pretty annoying," but I like to focus on the positive. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s10288Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Someone Run Me Over. I'll give you $10 for gas.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Someone Run Me Over. I'll give you $10 for gas. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10142Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Sometimes a person isn't toxic...
$24.99Full Text: Sometimes a person isn't toxic, they're just an irritant, abrasive, or gassy and explosive. Forget the zodiac, ask what their MSDS signs are. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...t7333$24.99 -
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Sometimes I fall asleep in my chair before going to bed…
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Sometimes I fall asleep in my chair before going to bed. Kind of like a sleep appetizer. A nappetizer, if you will. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10369Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Sometimes I find a random screw lying around my house and...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Sometimes I find a random screw lying around my house and I just assume it's from my life falling apart. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittings10079Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Sometimes I talk to myself, then we both laugh.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Sometimes I talk to myself, then we both laugh. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10227Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Sometimes I Tell Myself To Stop Reading and Get Things Done...
$24.99Full Text: Sometimes I Tell Myself To Stop Reading and Get Things Done...Â… Then I Laugh & Turn The Page. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6656$24.99 -
Sometimes I Wrestle With My Demons Sometimes We Just Snuggle
$24.99Full Text: Sometimes I Wrestle With My Demons Sometimes We Just Snuggle Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6439$24.99 -
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Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9942Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Sometimes the goal each day is tomorrow morning.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Sometimes the goal each day is tomorrow morning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9857Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Sometimes You Gotta Say "Cluck It" And Walk Away
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Sometimes You Gotta Say "Cluck It" And Walk Away Size: 3.5x10 inches Features: Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangings10088Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Sometimes, when you cry, nobody sees your tears. Sometimes...
$24.99Full Text: Sometimes, when you cry, nobody sees your tears. Sometimes, when you hurt, nobody sees your pain. Sometimes, when you're sad, nobody sees your sorrow. But fart just one time... Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...t7279$24.99 -
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Sooner or later we all quote our mothers
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Sooner or later we all quote our mothers Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10395Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Spring is here! We're so excited we wet our plants!
$44.99Full Text: Spring is here! We're so excited we wet our plants! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8070$44.99 -
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Stick Around. I May Need Someone To Blame. (Simple)
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Stick Around. I May Need Someone To Blame. Size: 3.5X10 inches Features: Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangings9337Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Stick Couple with Money
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Stick Couple with Money | Funny Wood Sign | Sawdust City Wholesale Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittings10080Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Still trying to decide if I want to be a good example or...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Still trying to decide if I want to be a good example or a horrible warning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10228Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Stoned to the bone
$24.99Full Text: Stoned to the bone Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7128$24.99 -
Stop Global Whining
$59.99Full Text: Stop Global Whining Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging5599$59.99 -
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Stop trying to make everyone happy. You aren't chocolate.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Stop trying to make everyone happy. You aren't chocolate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9931Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Stop trying to make everyone happy. You're not beer!
$44.99Full Text: Stop trying to make everyone happy. You're not beer! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8470$44.99 -
Substitutes for a healthy diet. Pasta/zucchini, Chips/carrots...
$24.99Full Text: Substitutes for a healthy diet. Pasta/Zucchini, Chips/Carrots, Milk/Almond Milk, Rice/Cauliflower, Butter/Sadness, Cheese/Nope, Tacos/This is stupid...Â… I'm not doing it. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...t6251$24.99 -
Sugar and spice and everything nice? It's more like...
$44.99Full Text: Sugar and spice and everything nice? It's more like barley and hops and a pair of flip flops. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8534$44.99 -
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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10229Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Superwoman: Single - Batwoman: Single - Wonder Woman...
$24.99Full Text: Superwoman: Single - Batwoman: Single - Wonder Woman: Single - I get it now...Â…I'm single because I'm a superhero. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5801$24.99 -
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Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting?
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9906Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Swear like you mean it
$24.99Full Text: Swear like you mean it Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6796$24.99 -
Sweet but twisted...does that make me a candy cane?
$24.99Full Text: Sweet but twisted...does that make me a candy cane? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7129$24.99 -
Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat
$24.99Full Text: Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5931$24.99 -
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Technically, Moses was the first man to download files from...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Technically, Moses was the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10230Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Texting your kid is like dating someone who's not interested in you...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Texting your kid is like dating someone who's not interested in you. Me: I love you, have a great day! Kid: k Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10316Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Thank goodness I don't have to hunt for my own food...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Thank goodness I don't have to hunt for my own food. I don't even know where tacos live. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings10005Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Thanks for being my friend. Questionable life choice…
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Thanks for being my friend. Questionable life choice, but I appreciate it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10371Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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That awkward moment when you make eye contact...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: That awkward moment when you make eye contact with the person at the kiosk. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9884Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have some free time, or if you're just forgetting something. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s9875Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
That Frozen Concoction That Helps Me Hang On
$24.99Full Text: That Frozen Concoction That Helps Me Hang On Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6948$24.99 -
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That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you do. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9901Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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That's a bunch of blarney!
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: That's a bunch of blarney! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9858Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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The 2 toughest things about running at 5 am: - Funny Wood Sign
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: The 2 toughest things about running at 5 am: 1. Being awake at 5 am. 2. Running. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10386Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
The 4 Stages of a Day Off: 1. I'm gonna do SO much stuff! 2...
$24.99Full Text: The 4 Stages of a Day Off: 1. I'm gonna do SO much stuff! 2. I'll get to lots of stuff later. 3. Eventually, I'll do some stuff. 4. Oh no. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...t7280$24.99 -
The 5 Stages of a Woman's Life - 1. To Grow Up. 2. To Fill Out...
$24.99Full Text: The 5 Stages of a Woman's Life - 1. To Grow Up. 2. To Fill Out. 3. To Slim Down. 4. To Hold It In. 5. To Hell With It! (old ladies laughing) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...t7281$24.99 -
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The air is so full of sanitizer, that I'm not even getting...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: The air is so full of sanitizer, that I'm not even getting dirty thoughts these days! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittings10072Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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The amount of effort I have to put in to still be this out of shape...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: The amount of effort I have to put in to still be this out of shape and have a house that's only "kinda clean" is just ridiculous. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...s10308Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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The average person changes careers 3-5 times. It's not too late...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: The average person changes careers 3-5 times. It's not too late to start teaching water aerobics to day drinkers on vacation. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s10415Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
The Best Things In Life Either Make You Fat, Drunk, Or Pregnant!
$24.99Full Text: The Best Things In Life Either Make You Fat, Drunk, Or Pregnant! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6767$24.99 -
The CDC Also Recommends That You Don't Drive Slow In The Left Lane
$24.99Full Text: The CDC Also Recommends That You Don't Drive Slow In The Left Lane Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6441$24.99 -
The CDC Says You All Can Start Using Your Blinkers
$24.99Full Text: The CDC Says You All Can Start Using Your Blinkers Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6727$24.99 -
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The Dilemma of Aging...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: The Dilemma of Aging: The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...s10327Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
The dogs have been fed. Don't fall for their lies.
$24.99Full Text: The dogs have been fed. Don't fall for their lies. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7301$24.99 -
The Dude Abides
$24.99Full Text: The Dude Abides Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6028$24.99 -
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The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons really makes me question the whole healthy eating and exercise thing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s10309Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
The First 5 Days After The Weekend Are Always The Hardest.
$24.99Full Text: The First 5 Days After The Weekend Are Always The Hardest. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6571$24.99 -
The high today was 54. The low was eating an entire batch of cookies.
$24.99Full Text: The high today was 54. The low was eating an entire batch of cookies. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5942$24.99 -
The holidays will be fine just as long as we have wine
$24.99Full Text: The holidays will be fine just as long as we have wine Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5913$24.99 -
The Hug Life (7x18)
$44.99Full Text: The Hug Life Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8503$44.99 -
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The human brain is so amazing!...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: The human brain is so amazing! It works 24/7 from the minute you're born...and stops when you start liking someone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10322Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
The Me That Buys Groceries And The Me That Cooks Are Two Different People
$24.99Full Text: The Me That Buys Groceries And The Me That Cooks Are Two Different People Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6729$24.99 -
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.
$24.99Full Text: The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6840$24.99 -
The number of animals I have is nothing compared to...
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The Officer Said, "You Drinking?" I Said, "You Buying?"
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The older I get, the less shocked I'd be if a random body part just fell off
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The older I get, the more I think about all the people I've lost...
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The Only March Madness I Get Is From..
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