Funny Signs
Funny Wood Signs
We have TONS of funny signs for home or business!
If you want to add a touch of humor and personality to your home décor, our funny wood signs are perfect for you. We make these signs to last, crafting them from high-quality knotty pine wood.
Funny friend signs...check. Funny drinking signs...got 'em. Funny parenting signs...yep. Funny marriage signs...you bet. Funny pet signs…roger. Sarcastic signs, witty signs, punny signs, snarky signs, and signs that just make you laugh...they're all here! With over 40 colors to choose from, your humorous wooden sign from Sawdust City will look great anywhere, and they’re made to last! Entertain family, friends, customers, and passersby in one fell swoop!
Whether you enjoy witty jokes, sarcastic remarks, or puns that make you laugh, our collection has something for everyone. Transform your living space into a place that brings joy and laughter with the funny wood signs collection at Sawdust City.
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I'm Kind Of A Big Dill!
$24.99Full Text: I'm Kind Of A Big Dill! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6367$24.99 -
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I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2008. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9867Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I'm mostly Peace, Love, & Light...and a little "Go F*ck Yourself"
$24.99Full Text: I'm mostly Peace, Love, & LightÂ…and a little "Go F*ck Yourself" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5823$24.99 -
I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks
$24.99Full Text: I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6554$24.99 -
I'm Not A Hot Mess, I'm A Spicy Disaster
$24.99Full Text: I'm Not A Hot Mess, I'm A Spicy Disaster Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6695$24.99 -
I'm not a wino, I'm a wine-YES!
$24.99Full Text: I'm not a wino, I'm a wine-YES! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5805$24.99 -
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I'm not always a bitch...just kidding, go f*@k yourself.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm not always a bitchÂ…just kidding, go f*@k yourself. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9849Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I'm not always a couch potato. For instance...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I'm a chair potato, and later I'll be a bed potato. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10269Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I'm not always a train wreck. Just kidding. Toot toot!
$24.99Full Text: I'm not always a train wreck. Just kidding. Toot toot! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7360$24.99 -
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I'm not bald, I'm a person of scalp.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm not bald, I'm a person of scalp. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9767Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I'm not bossy - I'm motivational
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm not bossy - I'm motivational Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10164Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you!
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9803Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I'm not like most teens. I'm in my 50s.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm not like most teens. I'm in my 50s. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9918Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I'm Not Old I'm Vintage
$24.99Full Text: I'm Not Old I'm Vintage Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt7042$24.99 -
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I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10304Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I'm not short, I'm a people McNugget
$24.99Full Text: I'm not short, I'm a people McNugget Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5661$24.99 -
I'm Not Sure How Many Plants It Takes To Be Happy
$44.99Full Text: I'm Not Sure How Many Plants It Takes To Be Happy, But So Far It's Not 800 Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging9235$44.99 -
I'm not tired, you're tired
$24.99Full Text: I'm not tired, you're tired Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7224$24.99 -
I'm One Glass Away From Bringing Up A Bunch Of Shit From Three Years Ago
$24.99Full Text: I'm One Glass Away From Bringing Up A Bunch Of Shit From Three Years Ago Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6410$24.99 -
I'm positively bedeviled with meetings, etc. - Moira Rose
$24.99Full Text: I'm positively bedeviled with meetings, etc. - Moira Rose Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6038$24.99 -
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I'm really into writing short fiction...to-do lists mainly.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm really into writing short fiction...to-do lists mainly. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10277Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I'm really starting to understand why Miss Piggy... Funny Sign
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm really starting to understand why Miss Piggy is always growling and karate-chopping everyone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10379Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I'm so good at multi-tasking I can listen and forget at the same time!
$24.99Full Text: I'm so good at multi-tasking I can listen and forget at the same time! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7287$24.99 -
I'm so good at multi-tasking I can relax and lose my shi...
$24.99Full Text: I'm so good at multi-tasking I can relax and lose my shit at the same time! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7310$24.99 -
I'm Sorry For All The Things I Said When I Was Being Honest With You
$24.99Full Text: I'm Sorry For All The Things I Said When I Was Being Honest With You Features: Size: 7X7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6647$24.99 -
I'm sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
$24.99Full Text: I'm sorry for the things I said when it was winter. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7226$24.99 -
I'm sorry for what I said when we were trying to...
$24.99Full Text: I'm sorry for what I said when we were trying to park the camper. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7113$24.99 -
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I'm sorry if I offended you with my common sense.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm sorry if I offended you with my common sense. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10360Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I'm Sorry What Language Are You Speaking? It Sounds Like Bullshit.
$24.99Full Text: I'm Sorry What Language Are You Speaking? It Sounds Like Bullshit. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6747$24.99 -
I'm Still Tired From All The Crossfit...
$24.99Full Text: Me: I'm still tired from all the crossfit this morning. My Co-worker: It's pronounced "croissant" and you ate 4 of them. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5957$24.99 -
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I'm thinking about getting a pet to go jogging with me...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm thinking about getting a pet to go jogging with me. Maybe a turtle. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10204Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I'm tired of being the only one who does any work…
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm tired of being the only one who does any work around here. I live alone, but still. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10361Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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I'm trying to be awesome today, but I'm exhausted...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm trying to be awesome today, but I'm exhaustedÂ… from being so freakin' awesome yesterday. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10165Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now.
$24.99Full Text: I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6039$24.99 -
I'm Type A Until I Drink Tequila Then I'm Type IDGAF
$24.99Full Text: I'm Type A Until I Drink Tequila Then I'm Type IDGAF Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6699$24.99 -
I'm wearing my cranky pants today and they make my butt look amazing
$24.99Full Text: I'm wearing my cranky pants today and they make my butt look amazing Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6010$24.99 -
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I'm working on it, so please f@#k off.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I'm working on it, so please f@#k off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9715Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
I've finally decided I'll never get back down to my original weight...
$24.99Full Text: I've finally decided I'll never get back down to my original weight, and I'm ok with that. After all, 7 lbs 4 oz is just not realistic. Features: Size: inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed...t5765$24.99 -
I've Got A Good Heart. But This Mouth…
$24.99Full Text: I've Got A Good Heart. But This Mouth… Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6757$24.99 -
I've Got To Be Honest. For A Period Of Time In The 90's...
$24.99Full Text: I've Got To Be Honest. For A Period Of Time In The 90's I Frequently Wore A T-Shirt That Said NO FEAR. (But There Was Some Fear.) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6971$24.99 -
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I've never faked a sarcasm
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: I've never faked a sarcasm Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings10011Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, then why can't... (9x12)
$44.99Full Text: If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, then why can't Thursday be the new Friday? Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8375$44.99 -
If at first you don't succeed, flush, flush again.
$24.99Full Text: If at first you don't succeed, flush, flush again. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5983$24.99 -
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If baseball really wanted to get exciting, they'd...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If baseball really wanted to get exciting, they'd let a celebrity throw the LAST pitch. Bases loaded, here comes Danny DeVito. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s10342Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't be able to...
$24.99Full Text: If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't be able to run a flea's go-kart 2 laps around a cheerio. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6098$24.99 -
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If cauliflower can be pizza, you can be anything
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If cauliflower can be pizza, you can be anything Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10167Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If Dad Can't Fix It - Funny Sign
$24.99Full Text: If DAD can't fix it, no one a professional who is actually trained in the field CAN. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7335$24.99 -
If God Doesn't Exist, How Do We Explain Macadamia Nut Butterscotch Brownies
$24.99Full Text: If God Doesn't Exist, How Do We Explain Macadamia Nut Butterscotch Brownies? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6701$24.99 -
If I can't build it, fix it, or drive it, it must not be important
$24.99Full Text: If I can't build it, fix it, or drive it, it must not be important. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5663$24.99 -
If I got rid of everything that didn't "spark joy" I'd be...
$24.99Full Text: If I got rid of everything that didnÂ’t "spark joy" I'd be on the side of the road holding my dog and the coffee maker Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...t5950$24.99 -
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If I had a dollar for every fictional character I had feelings for...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If I had a dollar for every fictional character I had feelings for, I'd be able to afford the therapy I obviously need. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...s9972Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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If I had a dollar for every time I fake laughed at work...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If I had a dollar for every time I fake laughed at work, I wouldn't even need this job. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10263Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If I have to stir it, it's homemade.
$24.99Full Text: If I have to stir it, it's homemade. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5984$24.99 -
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If I'm ever known as the one that got away...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If I'm ever known as the one that got awayÂ…...it will be from an asylum. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10168Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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If laziness were an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If laziness were an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10207Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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If life was a Monopoly game, we'd be at the part where...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If life was a Monopoly game, we'd be at the part where everybody rage quits because all the property is gone, rent is unaffordable, there's only one guy with money, and he doesn't get why no one else is having any fun. Features: Size: 3...s10399Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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If someone tells me to "take it down a notch"...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If someone tells me to "take it down a notch," that guarantees at least a 5 notch increase. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10343Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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If this weather sends any more mixed signals, I might try dating it.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If this weather sends any more mixed signals, I might try dating it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10189Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If we're not supposed to eat late at night, why is there...
$24.99Full Text: If we're not supposed to eat late at night, why is there a lightbulb in the refrigerator? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt5682$24.99 -
If You Can't Take The Heat Stay Out Of The Kitchen
$44.99Full Text: If You Can't Take The Heat Stay Out Of The Kitchen Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging9270$44.99 -
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If you get a LOAN from a bank, you'll be paying it back...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If you get a LOAN from a bank, you'll be paying it back for 30 years. If you ROB a bank, you'll be out in 10. Follow me for more financial advice. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...s10279Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If you have to force it, leave it. Relationships...
$24.99Full Text: If you have to force it, leave it. Relationships. Friendships. Yoga Poses. Perfect Ponytails. Let that shit go. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5798$24.99 -
If you love someone, set them free. Now they're someone else's problem
$24.99Full Text: If you love someone, set them free. Now they're someone else's problem. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6099$24.99 -
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If You Miss, Clean Your Piss.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If You Miss, Clean Your Piss. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangings10094Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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If you say "Fuck Off" backwards, it still sounds like "Fuck Off,"...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If you say "Fuck Off" backwards, it still sounds like "Fuck Off," but in a cool Irish accent. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10209Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If you say fold in one more time
$24.99Full Text: If you say fold in one more time Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6040$24.99 -
If You See A Toilet In Your Dreams Do Not Use It!!
$24.99Full Text: If You See A Toilet In Your Dreams Do Not Use It!! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6702$24.99 -
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If you see me talking to myself, just move along...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If you see me talking to myself, just move along. We're having a team meeting. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10321Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If You Wait Long Enough To Cook Dinner, Everyone Will Eat Cereal...
$24.99Full Text: If You Wait Long Enough To Cook Dinner, Everyone Will Eat Cereal. Follow Me For More Recepies. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6749$24.99 -
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If you're feeling sad, go for a run. It's amazing how quickly...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If you're feeling sad, go for a run. It's amazing how quickly you realize your physical health is so much worse than your mental health. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...s10400Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If You're Going To Be Salty Bring The Tequila
$24.99Full Text: If You're Going To Be Salty Bring The Tequila Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6748$24.99 -
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If you're going to try and impress me with your vehicle...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If you're going to try and impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food truck. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10278Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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If you're gonna give me a dirty look for...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If you're gonna give me a dirty look forÂ… being at the liquor store at 9 am, don't be open then. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10169Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If you're happy and you know it, overthink...
$24.99Full Text: If you're happy and you know it, overthink. If you're happy and you know it, overthink. If you're happy and you know it, give your brain a chance to blow it. If you're happy and you know it, overthink. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from...t7340$24.99 -
If You're Looking For Soft Serve Go Get Ice Cream (Pickleball)
$24.99Full Text: If You're Looking For Soft Serve Go Get Ice Cream (Pickleball) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6961$24.99 -
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If you're on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: If you're on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clockÂ… strikes midnight, it is the same shit, different day. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10170Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
If Your Poop Be Cray Please Use The Spray
$24.99Full Text: If Your Poop Be Cray Please Use The Spray Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6943$24.99 -
Improve Your Battery Life. Place Your Phone On A Table.
$44.99Full Text: Improve Your Battery Life. Place Your Phone On A Table. Go Outside. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging9305$44.99 -
In 20 years this country will be run by people who were...
$24.99Full Text: In 20 years this country will be run by people who were homeschooled by day drinkers Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6822$24.99 -
In A World Full Of Dicks...
$24.99Full Text: In A World Full Of Dicks Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt5895$24.99 -
In Italy, You Must Always Wash Your Hands After Going To The Bathroom.
$44.99Full Text: In Italy, You Must Always Wash Your Hands After Going To The Bathroom. This Is Considered To Be Polite. - Michael Scott Features: Size: 9X12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging9206$44.99 -
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In November... Kid: Mom, I need a new toothbrush. - Funny Sign
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: In November... Kid: Mom, I need a new toothbrush. Mom: Add it to your Christmas list. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10382Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
In This House - Schitt's Creek Sign
$64.99Full Text: In This House - We say "bebe", "Ew, David!", & you just...fold it in! We try very hard not to connect with people, Love that journey for us! It's our turn for a selfish, very uninterested in that opinion! Warmest regards, best wishes!...8726$64.99 -
Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit (pot leaf)
$24.99Full Text: Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit (pot leaf) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangingt7119$24.99 -
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Inner peace begins with four words: Not. My. Fucking. Problem.
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Inner peace begins with four words: Not. My. Fucking. Problem. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10211Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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Instead of "single," I prefer to say I'm "independently...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: Instead of "single," I prefer to say I'm "independently owned and operated." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9809Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
Is motherf@%ker one or two words? (I'm writing a valentine.)
$24.99Full Text: Is motherf@%ker one or two words? (I'm writing a valentine.) Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sittingt6284$24.99 -
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It is easier to practice self-restraint from dumb choices...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: It is easier to practice self-restraint from dumb choices as you get older. Not because you are wiser, but because you're tired. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s10213Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
It Is No Mistake That Man's Best Friend Can't Talk.
$24.99Full Text: It Is No Mistake That Man's Best Friend Can't Talk. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hangingt6760$24.99 -
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It took me 5 minutes to write that text, and all you send back...
Now: $16.99Was: $24.99Full Text: It took me 5 minutes to write that text, and all you send back is "K"?! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings9812Now: $16.99Was: $24.99 -
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It turns out as you get older you don't actually figure anything out...
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It's 4:20 Somewhere
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It's all messy - my hair, the kids, the house, my life
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It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas!
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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!
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It's Friday! The only two who are not excited about that are...
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